Tue 17 Feb, 2009 10:22 am
If i could any one wish right now, i'd have a ten pound bag of potatoes.
Smart plan, Set, are you planning on cutting out the potato eyes and planting them in your garden to feed your family during the current depression?
Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams are impossible, Set.
I gotta back bacon roast to cook up for The Girl before she gets home, but i'm outta pertaters . . . i want to express my heartfelt gratitude for your encouragement, sports fans . . .
Insteada wasting time on the keyboard , you could be driving over to the Lo Foods to buy a bag of potatoes>
That wouldn't be no fun . . . what would i have to piss and moan about then?
Traffic? Shopping? Screaming toddlers in shopping carts?
C'mon... I can't do all the work for you.
So what will you have instead?
Not a suggestion. I just wanted to say "zucchini".
If I had Aladdin's Lamp for only a day
I would rub it, and here's what I'd say:
"Nothin' could be finer
Than to be in her vaginer
In the mor-or-or-ning!"
You look cute in your Spandex, there, DD . . . but what happened to your package?
Boil up a bag o patater chips.
If you mash them, I'll bing the gravy
I'm going to assume you're discussing potatoes, and not run screaming from the room.
I wouldn't run screaming, but yes, I did mean potatoes
I ate the last of them a couple of nights ago . . .
If you don't mash but rather gently knead them they'll make their own gravy....