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IF I HAD A MAGIC LANTERN . . .

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 10:22 am
If i could any one wish right now, i'd have a ten pound bag of potatoes.

Whaddaboutyou?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 10:25 am
@Setanta,
Smart plan, Set, are you planning on cutting out the potato eyes and planting them in your garden to feed your family during the current depression?

BBB

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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 10:28 am
@Setanta,
Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams are impossible, Set.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 10:30 am
I gotta back bacon roast to cook up for The Girl before she gets home, but i'm outta pertaters . . . i want to express my heartfelt gratitude for your encouragement, sports fans . . .
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 10:56 am
@Setanta,
Insteada wasting time on the keyboard , you could be driving over to the Lo Foods to buy a bag of potatoes>
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 10:57 am
That wouldn't be no fun . . . what would i have to piss and moan about then?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 11:05 am
Traffic? Shopping? Screaming toddlers in shopping carts?

C'mon... I can't do all the work for you.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 11:24 am
http://kenk3n.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/green_lantern.jpg
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 11:28 am
@Setanta,
So what will you have instead?

Squash, maybe?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 11:30 am
@Joeblow,
Zucchini!

Not a suggestion. I just wanted to say "zucchini".
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 12:23 pm
If I had Aladdin's Lamp for only a day
I would rub it, and here's what I'd say:
"Nothin' could be finer
Than to be in her vaginer
In the mor-or-or-ning!"
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 12:24 pm
You look cute in your Spandex, there, DD . . . but what happened to your package?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 12:26 pm
Boil up a bag o patater chips.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 12:59 pm
@Setanta,
Er... Why are you looking at my package?

Freak.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 01:06 pm
If you mash them, I'll bing the gravy
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 01:11 pm
@colorbook,
I'm going to assume you're discussing potatoes, and not run screaming from the room.
colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 01:15 pm
@DrewDad,
I wouldn't run screaming, but yes, I did mean potatoes
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 01:25 pm
@edgarblythe,
I ate the last of them a couple of nights ago . . .
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2009 01:30 pm
@colorbook,
If you don't mash but rather gently knead them they'll make their own gravy....
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