To The Lady At Best Buy

The grump earns the Turd Blossom Award!

BBB

her or me?

The bitch!

I'm keeping a tally on you so stop picking on your new kitty.

BBB

my new kitty loves me and I love her. She is a happy one....except she smells poopy and I'm going to give her a bath later. that's always fun...bathing a cat.

Luke warm water... (well, you probably have your own cat bathing routine..)

my cats purr and absolutely love their bath .

but Im no normal human being.. so .. my cats are not normal either.

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,
The Dog