@OGIONIK,
i went to my moms house today, to see my baby girllz, she opens the door for one and my jefita comes out runs over jumps on me knocks me down, the crotch of my pants rips, she gives me a hug, yeah like humans do with paws over my shoulders, then she rubs her lips all over my face and i cant do anything im just laughing like a little kid, face covered with slobber, she opens the other door, her daughter comes out, stops, looks at me, takes off running on the rug it folds up like the cartoons and she gets a grip hits me full force and my now im just laughing my ass off, and i cant get up with 2 dogs mauling me. it was great
damn i love them little fuckers.
then im printing a map on google and my dog steps on my lap, my mom looks at me like what the hell, then she hoists herself up and sits on my lap.
my mom was like wtf?
i said, yeah pitbulls, 80 pound lapdogs.
aint nothin better in life, im tellin ya.