A long questionaire about the people living in my home. On the envelope it read, "You are required by law to fill out this form." The same statement didn't mention putting it in the mail.

It is extremely detailed, about every aspect of being a person living here and the financial as well as physical desciption of the property. It will take me at least another hour to finish filling it out. Wull . . . I'm a true Amurcan. I shall complete the task, er kill a few ***********#!** in the event I fail. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Amurca. One nation undivisable, with liberty and justice fer all. And Lone Star beer.