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The Human Nose And The Human Vagina

 
 
Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 09:51 am
are both lined with the same mucous membranes.... so when a woman gets a cold..... why doesn't she get boogers in her coochie?
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 09:54 am
Rolling Eyes

That's disgusting, Bear.

I don't think that's the kind of "interesting" new stuff Lash and others were looking for on A2K.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 09:58 am
Never put your face where ya wouldn't put your finger first...

:wink:
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:02 am
squinney wrote:
Rolling Eyes

That's disgusting, Bear.

I don't think that's the kind of "interesting" new stuff Lash and others were looking for on A2K.


well your majesty... we'll let lash be the judge of that....
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:03 am
Rockhead wrote:
Never put your face where ya wouldn't put your finger first...

:wink:



ah yes.... the old scratch and sniff test...
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:04 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

well your majesty... ....


That's more like it.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:09 am
I've never gotten boogers during a cold.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:10 am
DrewDad
DrewDad wrote:
I've never gotten boogers during a cold.


If you feel deprived, I could loan you some of my boogers.

BBB
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:16 am
OMG!

(laughs hysterically...noting that hysterical is derived from hystero-, which ipso facto is a smarmy patriarchal put-down on womankind...but, we do get hysterical pretty often....)

(hears a sneeze from under my skirt) Shocked
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:20 am
Google results from vagina sneeze:

While I dabbled for a while with "diaphragm period cups" one can buy at the supermarket, I found them too large to fit in my vagina without falling out after a hearty laugh or sneeze. I now use non-bleached tampons without applicators, as they're easy to use, dispose of, and carry around stealthily.

<nods>

(imagining things flying out of one's vagina...)

Shouldn't a superhero have a power like this?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:26 am
Re: DrewDad
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
DrewDad wrote:
I've never gotten boogers during a cold.


If you feel deprived, I could loan you some of my boogers.

Oh, I get boogers, but not during colds.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:27 am
Re: The Human Nose And The Human Vagina
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
. . . why doesn't she get boogers in her coochie?


Ain't you never heerd a smegma?
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:28 am
Re: The Human Nose And The Human Vagina
Setanta wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
. . . why doesn't she get boogers in her coochie?


Ain't you never heerd a smegma?

That's a man thing, baby!

(grimaces)
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:29 am
Yah. I thought douches were the original netti pots.

<Why am I posting on this trainwreck of a thread?>
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:30 am
(laughing!!!!)

(dons HazMat suit...zips all the way up!)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:33 am
Re: The Human Nose And The Human Vagina
Lash wrote:
Setanta wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
. . . why doesn't she get boogers in her coochie?


Ain't you never heerd a smegma?

That's a man thing, baby!

(grimaces)


Bullshit . . .


[url=http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/smegma][b]Merriam-Webster-dot-com[/b][/url] wrote:
Main Entry:
smegĀ·ma

Function:
noun
Etymology:
New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smēgma, from smēchein to wash off, clean
Date:
circa 1819

: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora (emphasis added)
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:34 am
OMG! That's very disturbing.

I thought we were immune!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:35 am
I dint have no time to fix my post . . . DAMN YOU LASHGOTH/SOFIA ! ! !
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:36 am
Lashgothsofia<----aka Quickdraw McGraw
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 12:24 pm
DrewDad wrote:
Yah. I thought douches were the original netti pots.

<Why>


no self control...
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