I know that you, like me, have a healthy regard for the dangerous effects of Space Alien and Republican emanations--those dangerous rays which beam across that nation, and can destroy the minds of the unwary. Of course, we all know the value of the tin foil hat--but have you ever felt that perhaps you weren't getting the protection you really needed? I know i have. So today, it came to me in flash, a simple method of making your tin foil hat more effective. More effective by orders of magnitude! See for yourself:
Of course, Miss Sweetiepie, being a girl ( ) has to have a stylish one . . .
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Tai Chi
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 03:55 pm
Sorry Setanta...
"...according to some wiz kid at MIT with a $250,000 network analyzer, that tin cap of yours actually tends to amplify certain frequencies that are reserved by the FCC for government use only, meaning their mind control rays have the most effect on the very people who go to the furthest trouble to protect themselves from such trickery. Oh what a world."
That was the standard, old fashioned tin foil hat . . . i gave this careful consideration and did some long term research . . . a lot you know . . .
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Tai Chi
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 03:58 pm
La la la ...sorry...can't hear you...I'm wearing my ALUMINUM foil hat!
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LionTamerX
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 03:59 pm
Outstanding... Sensible, yet stylish.
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Setanta
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 04:01 pm
That won't help you, Tai . . . you need the next level of protection. If you hadn't been so nasty about it, i'd have revealed the new, secret improvement which makes my tin foil hat the safest there is . . .
(Edit: The Girl says she wants evidence, Tai . . . she wants pics . . . )
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Tai Chi
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 04:22 pm
(I realize this makes it a little difficult to see the hat...)
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roger
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 04:48 pm
You guys are nuts. Absolutely, totally nuts, and small wonder it is. Those rays (cosmic, actually) are the only thing keeping us sane. Back in the day, nobody went crazy. Just look at us now. Why? We drive around in cars with metal roofs, work (and sometimes) live in steel reinforced buildings. The block those sanity preserving rays, that's why!
Party on, dudes.
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ossobuco
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 05:04 pm
I think you're missing your conductor's batons..
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hamburger
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 05:05 pm
TINFOIL
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on the news yesterday : a woman lined her shopping bag with TINFOIL , shopped for clothes and put the goods into her bag .
the exit-door detector did not pick up the electronic tags on her clothes !
but apparently someone snitched !
are you planning to go shopping and hide the loot under your tinfoil-lined hats ?
hbg
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ehBeth
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 05:41 pm
I'm supposed to get MY hair and groceries under there?
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dlowan
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 07:56 pm
Oh! I love those coloured colanders!!!
But...having a lot of stainless steel in my kitchen, I went for one of those instead.
I am wondering if that nice shark-proof chainmail orotonny stuff would do better and be more fashionable?
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Tai Chi
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 07:58 pm
Something like this?
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ehBeth
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 08:02 pm
or like this
I could try to model one tomorrow
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shewolfnm
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 08:05 pm
Oh my hell..
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dlowan
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 08:05 pm
ehBeth wrote:
or like this
I could try to model one tomorrow
Is that a tea thingy, or a lobster pot?
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ehBeth
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 08:09 pm
It's a kind of fish trap.
Not exactly the one I have, but close enough - til I can figger out a way to get it on my head (and be sure it'll come off again).
I don't think a tea leaf holder would fit over my hair.
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ehBeth
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 08:10 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Oh my hell..
You sure you don't want to visit us instead? I can get Set to work on a coupla hats for you and Bean right away.
The dogs will be wearing tart tins
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dlowan
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Sat 12 Jul, 2008 08:10 pm
ehBeth wrote:
It's a kind of fish trap.
Not exactly the one I have, but close enough - til I can figger out a way to get it on my head (and be sure it'll come off again).
I don't think a tea leaf holder would fit over my hair.
) has to have a stylish one . . .
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