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The Totally Boring Anti-Interesting Thread

 
 
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:24 pm
Yes, Eva, tell us all about them in a hundred words or less each person...
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:29 pm
hingehead wrote:
Rockhead wrote:
I know a bit about transparency, what was the question again?


Hello Rocky, do you like transparent plastic sleeves? Osso likes them but Dlowan is scared of them. You know a bit about transparency? Please tell us more. It sounds fascinating.


Hi Hingey, In the spirit of the thred, I have no desire to be beaten with someones hose, do you...

(Kicky scares me)

:wink:

(you don't)
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:30 pm
Dlowan may be thinking of other vessels. Vessel? I refuse to look it up.
Rockhead tends to be straightforward, re transparency. (uh, that is not a dig).
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:32 pm
Hoses are transparent - if you cut them short and look from one end to the other.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:33 pm
I have just the right contribution for this thread. Last weekend, me and friends went camping to NH. Dolly Copp campground. There is a "legend" surrounding Dolly Copp and her husband Hayes. It's the dullest, blandest legend ever.


http://photos-268.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v264/178/24/1015338268/n1015338268_30084113_7676.jpg

"The Legend." Hayes Copp is said to have hewed a home for himself out of the "forest primeval." That done, he tidied up and went to Jackson NH to find himself a wife - Dolly. After 50 years, Dolly declared that "Hayes is well enough" and left him. Of this the placard says, "The tale entertained us for years." Who "us" was, and how long "years" lasted is not known.

http://photos-268.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v264/178/24/1015338268/n1015338268_30084114_8004.jpg

"The facts tell another story." Yes, and one almost as boring as the legend to which it gives the lie. Turns out Hayes did not hack a homestead out of the forest by himself but rather settled the glen with a handful of other families. Census data blah blah. The placard ends with this: "Early restoration efforts include this reproduction cellar hole marked by granite slabs. The actual house site was located to the west."
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:35 pm
Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refridgerator
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:39 pm
http://photos-364.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v287/153/5/697154364/n697154364_1079730_8814.jpg

"Mischievous" rock formation known as "Dolly's Imp".... According to the legend of Dolly Copp, she used to point it out to all sorts of travelers that stopped at her homestead and that's how it got its name. Did I say the legend of Dolly Copp is a bit of a disappointment?
Painting by Fanny Thurnstall, 1878.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:42 pm
Oh, wait, I might like that if the photo was in color...
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:43 pm
it IS in color, osso. that's the color she used.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 10:03 pm
I think I've done it. Everybody seems dead asleep.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 10:23 pm
Rockhead wrote:
hingehead wrote:
Rockhead wrote:
I know a bit about transparency, what was the question again?


Hello Rocky, do you like transparent plastic sleeves? Osso likes them but Dlowan is scared of them. You know a bit about transparency? Please tell us more. It sounds fascinating.


Hi Hingey, In the spirit of the thred, I have no desire to be beaten with someones hose, do you...

(Kicky scares me)

:wink:

(you don't)

Stop trying to be interesting. We see right through that facade.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 10:29 pm
I'd like to tell you 100 words about each of the people at my latest family reunion, but I honestly didn't recognize any of them except my brother. And we barely speak. These relatives don't live in the same places, we've forgotten how we're related, and we wouldn't recognize each other if we passed on the street. I didn't talk to a single person there who I'd care to spend another 10 minutes with.

I could tell you about the food, though.

Apparently there was a big e-mail discussion beforehand, and it was finally decided to serve KFC. They ordered fried chicken (regular, of course), mashed potatoes, gravy, biscuits, baked beans and cole slaw.

Some of the older ladies brought desserts. Sheet cakes, cupcakes, and fruit salad with Cool Whip.

I wasn't sure what was more forgettable...the food or the company.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 10:29 pm
Everybody asleep yet?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 10:36 pm
CD covers are like firm transparent plastic sleeves.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 10:42 pm
Dolly Copp announced at her 50th wedding anniversary: "Hayes Copp is well enough, but 50 years is too much with any man," and she moved in with her daughter where she lived the rest of her life.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 10:55 pm
That's an incredible story Dags. Do you think Dolly could have stood fifty years with Eva's brother?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 11:13 pm
Dag has a great thing going with that Dolly Copp thing. That stuff is actually painful. That first post was so excruciatingly boring that from that point on my eyes involuntarily move on to the next post as soon as I see the words, "Dolly Copp." A great example of the marketing process known as branding, as it is called in the advertising world, only with the reverse desired effect being achieved. Excellent strategy.

Here is a chart that shows exactly what I mean.

http://mediaserver.fxstreet.com/Reports/f668c624-acb8-4399-82b6-f85fb706d4ce/chart+3_20080305153336.gif
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 11:15 pm
kickycan wrote:
Dag has a great thing going with that Dolly Copp thing. That stuff is actually painful. That first post was so excruciatingly boring that from that point on my eyes involuntarily move on to the next post as soon as I see the words, "Dolly Copp." A great example of the marketing process known as branding, as it is called in the advertising world, only with the reverse desired effect being achieved. Excellent strategy.

Here is a chart that shows exactly what I mean.

http://mediaserver.fxstreet.com/Reports/f668c624-acb8-4399-82b6-f85fb706d4ce/chart+3_20080305153336.gif



Now you have really, really, REALLY hurt Nimh.


You beast!
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 11:21 pm
Dolly Copp is an anagram for cold loppy, a Slovakian delicacy. Dagmaraka fabricated the entire story.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 11:33 pm
But, wait, I'm emphasizing with Eva. I suppose that is too energetic.

Snore...
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