edgarblythe helps lizards masturbate

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I thought I pretty much knew everything about the various A2K members, and I was pretty sure I knew edgar quite well, but sometimes you learn things about friends that surprise you.

Edgar apparently enjoys assisting young male lizards with their masturbation.

Ok...I can live with that. But can't the man find a better hobby?

This thread will be devoted to stopping edgar from masturbating lizards. Together, we can assist our friend in this, his time of need.

I'll start: Stop it, Edgar! Put that lizard down!

Oh, and by the way, fellow members, this was how I discovered edgar's horrible habit.

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That was good gus. I think you are jealous Laughing

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I have been bitten on the tongue by a caterpillar, but, humiliating as that was, at least I wasn't fooling around at the bottom end.

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dlowan wrote:

I have been bitten on the tongue by a caterpillar, but, humiliating as that was, at least I wasn't fooling around at the bottom end.

I dunno rabbit...what was your tongue doing to that caterpillar? Shocked

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What's wrong Gus? Haven't you ever jacked off a dog?

Rap

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Okay, so maybe I assist local winos with masturbation, but freaking lizards?! Laughing

What a weirdo!

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I didn't want to click on this thread. I really didn't. I tried not to.

But I did.

Help me.

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panzade wrote:

dlowan wrote:
I have been bitten on the tongue by a caterpillar, but, humiliating as that was, at least I wasn't fooling around at the bottom end.

I dunno rabbit...what was your tongue doing to that caterpillar?

I was five.

I was poking my tongue out at it.

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Any psychiatrist will tell you, there's nothing wrong with masturbation, although it probably ought to be done in private.

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Well.. damnit

I thought Gus had included photos

Tease.
No red rocket for YOU ! Mad

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shewolfnm wrote:

Well.. damnit

I thought Gus had included photos

I had a photo of the actual deed, but Edgar saw me showing it to some people and snatched it from my hand and ripped it up in a fit of anger. He was sad afterwards and regretted what he had done, but we will never be able to reassemble the shredded photo.

I did manage to save a photo of the lizard afterwards. Edgar was in the bathroom, washing his hands, and the lizard looked like the photo below, which was taken a minute before he lit a little lizard cigarette....

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/133986774_a0d6aeaa70_m.jpg

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Any time I see gus' name, I click on! * Don't get any idea's gus, I'm on hormone shots with a testosterone level less than 20. I'm just lucky that my voice isn't high-pitched yet.

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hmmm. Wonder if she has a sister.

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I can only hope if I ever need help masturbating......somebody will be so kind!!!

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How kind? Be specific please.

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JLNobody wrote:

How kind? Be specific please.

( I guess I set myself up for that one!)

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wow!

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On second thought, Embarrassed

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