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Hamster 9935

 
 
Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 02:36 pm
Hamster 9935 just reported that my post was published successfully. She seems to be the only one that is ever on duty.

I really don't see that much action going on in this forum at this time, so what the heck were Hamsters 1-9934 doing? How many are on break? Vacation? Taking sick leave?

Do we really need that many Hamsters or should we be downsizing like everyone else?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 03:53 pm
Re: Hamster 9935
squinney wrote:
Hamster 9935 just reported that my post was published successfully. She seems to be the only one that is ever on duty.

I really don't see that much action going on in this forum at this time, so what the heck were Hamsters 1-9934 doing? How many are on break? Vacation? Taking sick leave?

Do we really need that many Hamsters or should we be downsizing like everyone else?



Erm.....the position of hamster 9935 is one of the more difficult ones, so we go through them pretty quickly, or so I have heard.


I don't believe that 9935 is a hamster, as such, it is a POSITION. They rotate through, or get retired by nature, as it were. Crying or Very sad




http://a422.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/s_4d2d9c489e6543102e1b36f0d6ec259d.jpg



To all the Hamster 9935's: Thank You.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 04:10 pm
I think that is Jespahs number




the others are forum members..
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 04:11 pm
Re: Hamster 9935
dlowan wrote:
Erm.....the position of hamster 9935 is one of the more difficult ones, so we go through them pretty quickly, or so I have heard.


I don't believe that 9935 is a hamster, as such, it is a POSITION. They rotate through, or get retired by nature, as it were. Crying or Very sad




http://a422.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/s_4d2d9c489e6543102e1b36f0d6ec259d.jpg



To all the Hamster 9935's: Thank You.


Wow, that little rodent in the picture sure is comfy, isn't he! hahahahahaha.....

Ha ha....




...ha...




He's what?




Shocked



WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 04:13 pm
Re: Hamster 9935
cyphercat wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Erm.....the position of hamster 9935 is one of the more difficult ones, so we go through them pretty quickly, or so I have heard.


I don't believe that 9935 is a hamster, as such, it is a POSITION. They rotate through, or get retired by nature, as it were. Crying or Very sad




http://a422.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/s_4d2d9c489e6543102e1b36f0d6ec259d.jpg



To all the Hamster 9935's: Thank You.


Wow, that little rodent in the picture sure is comfy, isn't he! hahahahahaha.....

Ha ha....




...ha...




He's what?




Shocked



WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!





They wear out fast at station 9935. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 04:23 pm
A hamster's work is never done. But sometimes the hamster is.


http://a422.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/s_4d2d9c489e6543102e1b36f0d6ec259d.jpg

What a cryin' shame.

Dem hamsters is da best.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 04:25 pm
Roberta wrote:
A hamster's work is never done. But sometimes the hamster is.


http://a422.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/s_4d2d9c489e6543102e1b36f0d6ec259d.jpg

What a cryin' shame.

Dem hamsters is da best.




Actually, I have heard that A2k is doing it cheap, re hamsters.


Inferior bloodlines and all that........... Shocked
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 04:25 pm
Where the hell is Hamster 9936 now that we desperately need her?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 04:27 pm
sweat shops?

SLAVES??


not a2k

no way
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 04:33 pm
Proper forum hamsters:

http://curiousanimals.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/strong-hamster-small.jpg


http://www.cinebel.be/portal/resources/movie/1000712/b167576.jpg


http://www.very-appealing.com/film/videos/KungFu/BigHamster.jpg


http://blog.al.com/awesome/2007/09/large_rolltidehamster.jpg


http://photoshopcontest.com/boards/images/avatars/21005673034387f9d7ab83f.gif



A2k's puny cheapies:


http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_terror/images/2007/04/19/cute_animal.jpg


http://www.paw-talk.net/forums/image.php?u=7592&dateline=1180967408


http://www.cafebongo.com/hamstertales/hamster_sandbath.jpg


Worst of all...child labour:


http://www.pet-hamsters.com/hamsters.jpg
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Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 04:37 pm
dlowan wrote:
Roberta wrote:
A hamster's work is never done. But sometimes the hamster is.


http://a422.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/s_4d2d9c489e6543102e1b36f0d6ec259d.jpg

What a cryin' shame.

Dem hamsters is da best.




Actually, I have heard that A2k is doing it cheap, re hamsters.


Inferior bloodlines and all that........... Shocked



You can't be serious.

http://www.willamette.edu/scene/2007/spring/images/34/cheetah.jpg

Say it ain't so.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 04:39 pm
Roberta wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Roberta wrote:
A hamster's work is never done. But sometimes the hamster is.


http://a422.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/s_4d2d9c489e6543102e1b36f0d6ec259d.jpg

What a cryin' shame.

Dem hamsters is da best.




Actually, I have heard that A2k is doing it cheap, re hamsters.


Inferior bloodlines and all that........... Shocked



You can't be serious.

http://www.willamette.edu/scene/2007/spring/images/34/cheetah.jpg

Say it ain't so.



It's so.



Just look at the pix on the previous page.


It's time you knew.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 04:42 pm
dlowan wrote:
Roberta wrote:
A hamster's work is never done. But sometimes the hamster is.


http://a422.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/s_4d2d9c489e6543102e1b36f0d6ec259d.jpg

What a cryin' shame.

Dem hamsters is da best.




Actually, I have heard that A2k is doing it cheap, re hamsters.


Inferior bloodlines and all that........... Shocked



Hamsters? Blood?


http://ourlives-at-windandsea.info/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_42701/DeWildt---Cheetah-4$2C-lickin.jpg


No. No. I won't go there. I'm shocked I tell ya.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 04:45 pm
Roberta wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Roberta wrote:
A hamster's work is never done. But sometimes the hamster is.


http://a422.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/s_4d2d9c489e6543102e1b36f0d6ec259d.jpg

What a cryin' shame.

Dem hamsters is da best.




Actually, I have heard that A2k is doing it cheap, re hamsters.


Inferior bloodlines and all that........... Shocked



Hamsters? Blood?


http://ourlives-at-windandsea.info/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_42701/DeWildt---Cheetah-4$2C-lickin.jpg


No. No. I won't go there. I'm shocked I tell ya.



Shocked?


You look more to me as though you are part of the secret disposal system!!!!!!!!!
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Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 04:58 pm
dlowan wrote:
Roberta wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Roberta wrote:
A hamster's work is never done. But sometimes the hamster is.


http://a422.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/s_4d2d9c489e6543102e1b36f0d6ec259d.jpg

What a cryin' shame.

Dem hamsters is da best.




Actually, I have heard that A2k is doing it cheap, re hamsters.


Inferior bloodlines and all that........... Shocked



Hamsters? Blood?


http://ourlives-at-windandsea.info/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_42701/DeWildt---Cheetah-4$2C-lickin.jpg


No. No. I won't go there. I'm shocked I tell ya.



Shocked?


You look more to me as though you are part of the secret disposal system!!!!!!!!!



Busted. Damn. It's hard to ignore instincts. So now you know. Yup. I'm part of the secret disposal system. Disposals R Moi.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 05:14 pm
Roberta wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Roberta wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Roberta wrote:
A hamster's work is never done. But sometimes the hamster is.


http://a422.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/s_4d2d9c489e6543102e1b36f0d6ec259d.jpg

What a cryin' shame.

Dem hamsters is da best.




Actually, I have heard that A2k is doing it cheap, re hamsters.


Inferior bloodlines and all that........... Shocked



Hamsters? Blood?


http://ourlives-at-windandsea.info/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_42701/DeWildt---Cheetah-4$2C-lickin.jpg


No. No. I won't go there. I'm shocked I tell ya.



Shocked?


You look more to me as though you are part of the secret disposal system!!!!!!!!!



Busted. Damn. It's hard to ignore instincts. So now you know. Yup. I'm part of the secret disposal system. Disposals R Moi.



So...how many sorely wasted 9935's have disappeared down YOUR gullet?
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Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 05:23 pm
Who's counting? But I'm not the only predator in these parts. Why don't you ask shewolf what she did with hamster 6,789?

Look at the avatars on the first page of this thread. All predators, save one--one tough, cigarette-smoking bunny.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 05:27 pm
Roberta wrote:
Who's counting? But I'm not the only predator in these parts. Why don't you ask shewolf what she did with hamster 6,789?




Fee Fi Fo Fum!
She smells the blood of a hamster bum!
Be it alive, or be it dead,
She'll grind its bones to make her bread.




You predators suck.


! !

Twisted Evil
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 06:21 pm
We just reeducate the hamsters, as discussed here.
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 27 May, 2008 06:59 pm
I love the little hamsters. Really. The only thing I preditorize is ...wabbits.

Wabbits can't be re-educated.
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