I got invited to Sturgis.

What more could one possibly hope for?

What the hell is Sturgis? And if there are topless women there, why wasn't I notified?!

Ohmygosh, I would never go!

All those crazy bikers, drinking, fighting, escalating into god-knows-what...
not my cup of tea.

Martybarker, I think this is an invitation you can afford to decline.

This isn't a first date, is it? eek.

What is Sturgis? Not that I care about topless women.

Sturgis?

You mean where brain surgeons and tax accountants go on their bikes?


If you don't want to drink and party then you might not enjoy it. If you want to go and watch others drink and party, that's probably OK. If you don't already have a hotel room booked and don't want to camp out you are probably out of luck.

Lot's of different types go to Sturgis. Many pack up their bikes on a trailer behind their Lexus SUV and don't get on their bike until they get out there.

This may be helpful but it won't show the topless girls
http://www.sturgisrallysite.com/

I'm not that much into the drinking and partying, I just want to go and observe.

Sure, sure - you and your new beau want to get down and dirty.

You on the back of a harley bare breasted.

Buncha middle aged biker wannabees, on overpriced, under powered Harley's planning to act the way they think bikers would act.

You must be a biker?

I told him I'd go but I'm not getting naked.