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Sat 10 May, 2008 10:05 am
Seven card stud poker, straight whiskey and vodka, belching and farting OK, pull up a stump, cigars are in the box.
Yeah, you're right. Sounds like men only. I'm leaving now, can't stand the smell of cigars mixed with farting!
I don't smoke them stinkers anymore. And, please don't mention my stump again.
you guys sit around discussing your stumps?
wow
I thought women were weird
We ARE weird, but men are weirder.
I've been working on this big pot of chili, be ready in a few hours..... and my old hunting buddy is bringing over some moose meat steaks.
Call me when the moose meat's ready. I'm working on, er, unwrapping this new deck of cards back here in the closet.
Oh joy. Oh paradise on earth. Oh exclusive male pleasure delight.
Awesome. When do we start the pissing contest?
(response to chumlys last post)
Just Dreaming.
I would honestly rather have one of those days with the Bros then get laid. Drinking and eating with your buddies......It's a lagh a minute
and then anytime you want grab a peice of meat off the grill and shove it in you mouth.
Beer, Bar BQ, buddies????
Even women can't compete. I think we should have ........
No Woman Day!!!!!!!!!
Run it by the guys Chumly. I'll see what my buddies think on my side.
No ice, no mixed drinks, no Sarah Mclachlan, no table cloth, no candles, no French desserts.......
Amigo deals the first hand.
kickycan wrote:Awesome. When do we start the pissing contest?
Hey, waitaminute. Y'all having a pissin contest, and Kickcan's gonna play? I'm there!!!!!
I don't give a **** if you guys are gonna shoot pee, just keep it off the salmon I'm smoke drying out back.
...and shooting stuff. and blowing up stuff...
...and dropping stuff from way up high...
I got aces and eights. Anybody beat that?
OFFICIAL:
Are there any women here today?
CROWD:
No. No. No. No...
OFFICIAL:
Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
[CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS]
MATTHIAS:
Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
OFFICIAL:
Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
CROWD:
She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
Sorry. I thought we'd started.
OFFICIAL:
Go to the back.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
Oh, dear.
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