Modern science.. bah

When it's cold I can barely find it and my scrotum shrivels up. It's super uncomfortable. My scrotum squeezes my testicles into oblivion. This is embarrassing.

During athletic events I can see quite clearly their penis and balls moving, they still seem to be well endowed. All the other naked men having showers look huge by comparison.

What can I do about this problem? It's making me depressed.

I've quit going to the gym and have forgotten about trying to play sports anymore because every time it happens, I feel that if i don't manually relax it and allow it to return to normal, that I'm breaking my penis if I leave it all shrunk up for an extended period of time.

Can you break it that way?

In fact, even if I'm playing a really involving video-game, or driving way too fast, whether it's the adrenaline or involuntary tightening of my abdomen, boom, it happens. Modern science.. bah, what's it cured since Polio?