I seem to have lost my sense of humour

Nope.

Somebody bad stole his funny bone!

Just think od Sly Stallone in a production of Cyrano.

That is a problem that old men begin to suffer when they reach that critical age. I certainly am not looking forward to sharing your affliction. Perhaps we can analyze this within a more species developmental philosophy and arrive at some truths about the evolution of hominid senses of humor.


Or,

we could just go and get a bunch of whoopie cushions.
I wonder what the annual production of whoopie cushions even is?

I saw Whoopie Cushions for sale at the Dollar Store last week.

Im sure that the whoopie cushion industry has moved offshore in recent years. USually high paid skilled whoopie cushion makers have lost their jobs as newer , and more dangerous whoopie cusions are being made in Mexico and China.
This is all the fault of the Clinton Administration and I have proof.

see what I mean. Thats just not even mildly amusing. sorry edgar



I'm not chuckling yet



Whoopie doo!

This was kind of funny- my students always provide me with big laughs - usually with me as the foil- as I am in this story.

I work at a place where the students live and they have a cafeteria and at breakfast they give them these little coffee cakes wrapped in plastic. Well, there's no eating in the classroom (supposedly) but these kids bring these little cakes EVERY SINGLE DAY and try to quietly sneak into them and eat them.

There's this guy named Robert who is the biggest culprit. So I'm writing at the board with my back to the class and I hear the plastic crinkling and I am so annoyed because this happens every day with this kid so I whip around and say, 'WHY do you always have to play with your CAKE?'

The class erupted. And so did I...and now it's our running joke- anyway - me and a bunch of post pubescent adolescents of both genders found it funny..

Check the cushions on the sofa. I find all sorts of stuff that I've lost in them when I clean up around here.

I see shewolf has posted a pic.

To me that pic is just stupid.

By the way I aint blowing anything in that kind of weather.

Who says Im fat you wizened smelly old bastad.

Ok that drew a wry chuckle.

Now explain to me how two old farts insulting each other is funny.

I recommend self-deprecation.

It is pitiable is it not? I too remember when Id laugh at"how do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?"

Now, however, Ive forgotten the punch lines




I stated , on another thread that



Maybe its just that Im not aware as much as I used to be aware.
Now Im depressed.

I have of late
But wherefore i know not
Lost all my mirth . . .

-- Snakeshit


I saw Whoopie Cushions once't . . . it was in that movie about the witness protection program, and the nuns, and . . . that other stuff . . .


It wasn't too damned funny . . .

Who is the funniest one here?


Joe(I vote Chai)Nation

A bunch of crotchety old puss-bags around here today...

Lighten' up Francis! (Bill Murry is always good for sophmoric humor.)