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Wed 12 Mar, 2008 02:32 pm
http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2008/03/12/poo/index.html
Quote:The bowel movement
What is your poo telling you about your health? It's the burning question that has everybody's head in the toilet these days.
By Leslie Crawford
March 12, 2008 | I looked, all right? This morning, I took a long and unflinching gaze. How do I say this without sounding boastful? There in the bowl was a real beauty, my reward for yesterday's hearty oatmeal breakfast and black bean and rice dinner. It was the kind of (how do we settle on a comfortable euphemism?) ejecta that would make Mom proud.
We've talked about peeing in the shower, sex and farting, but have we ever taken the opportunity to talk about poo? I have nothing to say about my own poo. But I thought others might like a chance to talk about theirs. Hilarious article. Be sure to see the video. I'm sure this will appeal to some of my good friends out there.
How scatological!
Joe(the number two question is always asked of astronauts by children)Nation
Günter Grass, in his novel The Flounder, speaks of inspecting one's faeces, as though it were something quite ordinary, and which one ought to do everyday.
Joe Nation wrote:How scatological!
Joe(the number two question is always asked of astronauts by children)Nation
Exactly...........but Oprah thinks we should reconsider the prohibition against scatology.....and we all know we should head Oparh's advise.
Setanta wrote:Günter Grass, in his novel The Flounder, speaks of inspecting one's faeces, as though it were something quite ordinary, and which one ought to do everyday.
My mother always thought it was a good idea..........so why is everyone else so hesitant?
What is this American thing you refer to?
This "faeces"?
Done read about "it" in Joyce's Ulysses.
Ive always been concerned about the increasing number of endangered feces.
Farmerman, you bastard, I was coming onto this thread specifically to post that exact wording.
They say "great minds think alike".
What they didn't say was that it's not always great thoughts.
Joe (I've got to scat)Nation
Little boxes, little boxes....
in the laboratory, they all look just the same!
Until you open them.
Everybody sing!
"When the stool turns a bright canary yellow then you know it's vitamin deficiencies."
Joe(son of an RN) nation
Your poop is very important.
Floaters versus sinkers....stinky versus not so stinky....hard versus loose....
Oh the variations!!
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