This is something that might interest farmerman

sorry gus but I will have to let exxon know about this.

They wont like it and will probably come to your house. I shudder to think about the things they will do to you.

Exxon? What about the government? They make big bucks bein paid off by Exxon to keep this chit out of production.

Gus, you best take to the hills till this blows over.
They're both gonna wanna kill ya.