This happened about 6 hours ago.
I was mowing my lawn, and just as I was finishing up, I backed the lawn-mower on one of those plastic manholes in the grass that has some kind of pump inside. Well, I can tell I've done this many times with no problem, but this time it had somehow got caught on the lawnmower and it stopped running instantly with a loud thud. I turned it over and saw that the entire manhole cover had been shut down tight on the blades. Since I couldn't take it off myself, I called my mom who didn't even bother to look at it, and instantly assumed it was some complex mechanical stuff her feminine mind wouldn't understand (Not being sexist, that was her mentality). So of course, she sends in my incompetent dad who always complains when it comes to helping his son. Okay, so I lean down to turn it over again to show him but apparently touched a really fugging hot metal part of it. It instantly started blistering and I tell my dad to look at it to see if it's bad, but he didn't because he was apparently too focused on his precious lawn-mower. I go back in the house to get some ice. My dad comes back in the house and starts barking at me with his low, angry voice. He came to the conclusion without even questioning me about it, that the manhole was off (it wasn't) thus making it easy to get caught in the blades. He started yelling to himself (he has some sort of personality disorder) about how he hates me and says I'm dirt. I also overheard him saying that he'll never forgive me "because he can't do anything right" Wow. Way to be a caring father.
Here's the thing though, NOTHING was wrong with the lawnmower. The manhole cover just had a giant scar-sized hole in it when it was removed. How major. Stupid...