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Fri 22 Feb, 2008 07:52 pm
I looked at some porn on my PC, a video, and I didn't know anyone was home besides me. After I go get food, take a piss, and come back to my room I hear my mom say "what is this porn on here?" Mind that she is saying that while screaming. She wouldnt've reacted that way if I had a playboy mag or something, but because it was a video, she freaked.
Now I'm in the process of lying and trying to tell her it was a pop up from break.com in the photo section, and convince her that I'm not the type to look at porn.
I've never been caught before, and this is the first time. When I walked in I was about to faint, and I couldn't believe it had just happened.
ughh, an advice on how to convince her anymore that it was a popup?
Tell her mom, "Mom why would I look at porn with the door open while your home? I didn't do it I'm not even sure how it happened."
Well at least she knows your not gay and your a red blooded healthy boy.
Your not gay are you?
Um.
so what?
You are a young kid. Kids look at porn. So what.
A little honesty goes a long way. She knows you were looking at porn.
Dont insult her by trying to make it sound like you were not. She isnt stupid.
Just say " yeah. sorry mom. I wont use your computer like that again." And leave it
My mom caught me looking at porn the other day too. I had to kill her.
(But, please, do not take my advice. You could get into a lot of trouble)
Promise me you won't kill your mom, Primotivo. I won't sleep until I hear those words.
Getting caught with porn is no big deal. Just wait until she catches you jerkin yer gerkin.
By the way, if your mother is still washing your sheets and doing your laundry, you should know that semen leaves stains. She knows what you've been up to, young man!!!!
This kid is going through hell right now, kicky. The gates of hell have swung open and the winds of Satan are pulling him in, yet he struggles, holding onto his bedpost, trying not to get sucked down that eternal hole.
Poor guy.
Porn will do that to you.
Yeah, porn is a bitch-kitty of a mistress. But of course I know that you're no stranger to the struggle.
I guess that is why we're both here, trying to help this kid. In him, we are revealed.
Amen, brother. Pass the kleenex.
Better to be caught looking at porn by your mom than caught looking at porn
of your mom.
Please recline on the couch, fishin' and tell us your story.
just giving you what you asked for gus
QUICK!
ask her for something else
That looks like an invitation for gustav!
CalamityJane wrote:That looks like an invitation for gustav!
No, no, no
Just helping him out without giving him a hand. He has an eye for you anyway CalamityJane
I came from a strict prudish family. When Roy Rogers kissed Dale Evans on TV, my parents would turn the TV off. Makes me wonder where I came from. When my mother caught me with a Playboy, she laid such a guilt trip on me that I thought I might have to kill myself or become a monk or move to Greenland and live in an igloo. It isn't worth it. This happens to virtually ALL males sooner or later. Don't lie, don't feel guilty, and be glad you are normal.
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