Names that Fit Professions Perfectly

You are very welcome, Ms. Calamity.

I actually thought it was hilarious, Jane. (Please put me back on your list)

I think I posted this on A2K before apologies if you have seen it before

In the old days coffins were made by cabinet makers.

In our town we have a cabinet maker. His name is Mr Corpes (pronounced korpay).

Unbelievably his shop is located on in Graves rd.

He sold his business to a cousin of mine some years ago.

True and verifiable.

Writes down gustav again - in (erasable) pencil though.

Whew

Lest you doubt any of the below, my unassailable source can be accessed here: http://www.zoominfo.com/people/level2page1965.aspx


Charity Balls
Crystal Balls
Don K Balls (maybe not valid, given place of employment)
Douglas "Dug" Balls (nickname added for effect)
Glo Balls, of Subnoodle Fishing ("... Glo Balls ... ... Go Balls ...")
Harry Balls (of course)
Joyce Balls (yes, I heard she does)
Laura Balls (yes, her too)
Matthew Balls (somehow I am not surprised)
Peter Balls
R. Balls (are always bouncing)
Randy Balls (of the National Swiss Mondaine Club, of course)
Richard "Dick" Balls (again, nickname added)

Desiree Ficker?

Desiree Ficker?

Does that mean triathelet in German or something?



gus....help me out here.

Look at her, Chai! Does that not cause desire in your ficker?

Be honest.

Her breasts aren't large enough for my taste.

Matchmaking has never been one of my strong suits.

No, she's in South Africa

http://www.desireeficker.com/

Her breasts are no larger in those pictures Jane.

You're not building your case.

She is currently residing in Austin, Texas

There are many women with small breasts here.

I wonder if she's in the phone book.

I could sit outside her house and stalk her.


When she comes out, I can ask her what her name has to do with her profession.

Tangentially related -- the top 10 American Dicks...

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/01/the_10_greatest_dicks_in_american_history.php?page=1

The superintendant of the parks commission of a city in which I once lived had the surname Forrest.

And, although this is not job-related, I've had professional dealings with a fire & safety officer of the name Garth Vader. It used to send me into a fit of giggles when the secretary would say, "Ti, Garth Vader on line 1, for you." I'd have to take a moment to feel the force before I dared pick up the receiver.

I met a woman, once, who's name is Autumn Death (pronounced Deeth, she stressed). Luckily she sold office furniture, not obits.

speaking of dicks I knew a woman named Mary Head. Thats not funny/interesting/unusual I hear you say, correct my good friend but her husbands name was Richard. (often shortened to Dick).

we called him ....Richard

I once edited a book written by Mr. Blood and Mr. Swett. Out of all the coauthors in the world, how did those two find each other? And what happened to Mr. Tears? I guess Blood and Swett didn't want to divide the royalties three ways.