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Mon 21 Jan, 2008 07:37 pm
...load the diswasher like that, Baby.
We've been married 20 years. If you're mad about something, tell me.
But don't load the diswasher like that or I will start thinking you're losing your mind or that you're passive agressive or something and that will be a lot worse than just telling me what is the matter.
Fair warning: the next time you load the diswasher like an idiot there will be a discussion.
Carry on.
Oh, and the door didn't do or say anything to you so please don't sla...
And could you please talk to me when I'm still in the room, rather than waiting until I'm in the kitchen with the water turned on and the exhaust fan going to call out to me from your armchair?
And will you STOP CALLING ME WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING???
You are just going to the grocery store. So what if you are not remembering everything right then.
Call me when you are at the store and the car is stopped. Do you NOT remember that car accident?
Isn't there a howling thread that puts all this estrogen to better use?
i'LL TALK WHEN I'M DAMNED WELL GOOD AND READY!!!!
First i have to figure out all the angles and possibilities. Then distill to possible answers. once i have credible answers WE'LL TALK!
and don't be surprised if i figure out that it just isn't worth talking about.
Oh! and can you wear that sexy nighty to bed tonight.
dadpad wrote:i'LL TALK WHEN I'M DAMNED WELL GOOD AND READY!!!!
First i have to figure out all the angles and possibilities. Then distill to possible answers. once i have credible answers WE'LL TALK!
and don't be surprised if i figure out that it just isn't worth talking about.
Oh! and can you wear that sexy nighty to bed tonight.
Not until AFTER you stop loading the dishwasher that way and we have had that talk....
You wanna talk? How bout we talk about you big beautiful bare bum.
dadpad wrote:You wanna talk? How bout we talk about you big beautiful bare bum.
UNTIL we talk, I am taking my Rabbit to bed......
My Bunny...from now until........? (Beware..adult content)
ALONE!!!!
(How did you know I have a big bum??????
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dlowan wrote:dadpad wrote:You wanna talk? How bout we talk about you big beautiful bare bum.
UNTIL we talk, I am taking my Rabbit to bed......
Fine! you do that! I'll just sit her with my batteries.
dadpad wrote:dlowan wrote:dadpad wrote:You wanna talk? How bout we talk about you big beautiful bare bum.
UNTIL we talk, I am taking my Rabbit to bed......
Fine! you do that! I'll just sit her with my batteries.
Mine came with batteries......several lots of them, actually.....
Write it all down on a sheet of paper. I will check off 'yes' and 'no' at the end of the day.
Chai wrote:And could you please talk to me when I'm still in the room, rather than waiting until I'm in the kitchen with the water turned on and the exhaust fan going to call out to me from your armchair?
complain, complain, complain
When will my happiness get some consideration?
You never had it so good.
and while we're at it...please don't ask me where things are that have been in the same place for 25 years. You are not a guest and I am not in charge of where everything is. Look before you ask and I will help you AFTER you have tried to help yourself.
If you need so urgently to know what time it is buy a watch. I stopped wearing one because I am not the "time keeper"
If I ask you for a massage, please wait more than 2 minutes before turning it into a grope fest. Same with hugs. Same with walking by you....
Your snoring keeps me awake even with ear plugs and pillows over my head. This does not seem to bother you at all.
However-I love you endlessly
Quote:If I ask you for a massage, please wait more than 2 minutes before turning it into a grope fest. Same with hugs. Same with walking by you....
Its only because you're such a sexy sexy babe darlin'.
I am a creepy old gas bag...but he is worse
He's obviously let himself go!
I you
must fart, could you leave the room, please? Or at least give a person some advance warning .......
Paaaaaaarrrrrrp!
excuse me
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