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Mon 14 Jan, 2008 08:29 pm
What are some good comebacks when some gives you the finger or just says f you?
I know one that I usually hear from my friend but i don't if its really good though... if someone said "f you" or "s.crew you" to her, she would say," YOU KNOW YOU WANT!" and the other person just falls into silence..
I'd answer this, but I have a fear of you being 12......
A simple "you wish! " would do it.
When that happens, I'd suggest you simply ignore me.
"Is that your age, or your IQ?" is a fairly stock reply. Not as good as a quick elbow in the short ribs, though.
CalamityJane wrote:A simple "you wish! " would do it.
Yup, that's mine from way back
One of my friends use to say "f yourself, it's cheaper".
I've also been known to say "in your dreams".
Ok..so here's mine...
"Yaaa, why bother, you'd just lay there and sweat anyways...."
And...
Smile...Wink and tell them..."Later........"
Let's see.
I had a girlfriend, who when someone said "Go f*ck yourself", replied, "If I had a dick on my hand I would, and wouldn't need a$$holes like you."
You could say "Ok, you got a twenty?"
Related....If someone says "You're an a$$hole", reply
"You're very astute"
I prefer the last 2 examples, as agreeing with the insultor is not what they expect, and ends the stupid back and forth.
I like the first one Chai
<taking notes>
How about "Your place or mine?"
Hmmm, what would I say? How about:
How original!
Is that the best you could come up with?
I usually just shoot the person.
Re: ???need some good comebacks??
aznshelina wrote:What are some good comebacks when some gives you the finger or just says f you?
I know one that I usually hear from my friend but i don't if its really good though... if someone said "f you" or "s.crew you" to her, she would say," YOU KNOW YOU WANT!" and the other person just falls into silence..
I always thought the proper response was:
Not until your sores heal!
or
No thanks, I wouldn't want to make your mother jealous?
(or "father" if is the taunter is a girl)
green witch is my godess!
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