Agreeing with JPB, Noddy, C. J., Osso, et. al. : timber and jes.
Oh my.

Thank you. If elected, I will not serve.*
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pork
...and we all know how the pork went over with the jewish in-laws
Jes--
While Calamity Jane is urging a little Deep Thought in Food & Drink the usual suspects are over in Home Improvement nailing together a suitable dais--with a built in Water Softener.