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This guy never met Farmerman

 
 
Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 05:32 am
Or he couldn't say this:


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"He has the gift of gab. He's the only person I know, other than Bill Clinton, who can pick up a rock and give you a 10-minute talk on it."
STATE SENATOR JIMMY JEFFRESS OF ARKANSAS, on former Gov. Mike Huckabee.



Joe(sorry. It's the way my mind works.)Nation
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 05:40 am
The guy was stoned when he said that...
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 05:51 am
10 minutes? hell, give me a rock and Ill give you a day, maybe two.May your Christmas be sedimentary and may you metamorphose into a HAppy New YEAR.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 06:17 am
I think I preferred your avatar as raffish rather than granite.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 06:33 am
well thats just a load of schist Very Happy
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 06:52 am
This is what I am talking about.

Joe(He should be raked over the coals. I hear he is an avowed anthracite.)Nation
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 06:56 am
Farmerman is a planetary treasure.


And that's got a damn sight more than a granite of truth. It's no schist.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 07:32 am
Joe,I am an anti-dentite. Deb,Yes, there is a mineral called rabbittite, but I couldnt figure out how to use it in a senetence that wasnt dirty.

I wish to retain a Jolly balance for the season, get my drift?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 11:11 am
How's it hangin', you old pyrite?
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2007 10:22 pm
dlowan wrote:
Farmerman is a planetary treasure.


And that's got a damn sight more than a granite of truth. It's no schist.


My sediments exactly!
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Tue 25 Dec, 2007 05:09 pm
Very good, Tai Chi.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 25 Dec, 2007 08:06 pm
Joe Nation wrote:
(I hear he is an avowed anthracite.)


Yes, but is he cummingtonite?
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 25 Dec, 2007 09:05 pm
Re: This guy never met Farmerman
Joe Nation wrote:
Or he couldn't say this:


Quote:
"He has the gift of gab. He's the only person I know, other than Bill Clinton, who can pick up a rock and give you a 10-minute talk on it."
STATE SENATOR JIMMY JEFFRESS OF ARKANSAS, on former Gov. Mike Huckabee.



Joe(sorry. It's the way my mind works.)Nation



And farmer would make that rock an utterly fascinating subject!

He has the gift, alright! Very Happy
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Tue 25 Dec, 2007 11:07 pm
Yep, Farmer has all the necessary credentials: he's a geologist and he has rocks in his head. Very Happy
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 25 Dec, 2007 11:17 pm
No, JL!

Rocks on his brain!
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 26 Dec, 2007 05:10 am
Topping Ticomyas contribution will be tuff.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 26 Dec, 2007 10:20 am
Oh, you're smart enough to do it, farmerman. You may be the master of trivia, but you're no igneous fool.
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Wed 26 Dec, 2007 10:25 am
JLNobody wrote:
Very good, Tai Chi.


What a gneiss comment! Thanks JL.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 26 Dec, 2007 01:09 pm
Wad he say? hes a wacke guy.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Wed 26 Dec, 2007 06:19 pm
This is all very punny.
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