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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 10:09 pm
And I don't know what to do. Do I dump him for the midget who loves wearing the party hat while we make love? I really like party hats, so this is difficult on my emotions.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 10:14 pm
Does it glow in the dark???
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 10:26 pm
Is - - size - - a factor?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 10:28 pm
Yes. To both.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2007 06:17 am
http://www.turfsm.com/uploaded_images/hard_core_heavy_metal_midget-758895.jpg


You know your midget is married right?

I found a picture of him at his wedding reception...
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2007 06:21 am
FUDGE PACKIN MIDGETS-would be a great name for a rock band
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2007 08:27 am
I thought that was Slappy in them rainbow-colored shorts there....
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parados
 
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Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2007 08:38 am
Dear Slappy.

I'm not sure taking a dump on your husband is a good idea even if it is for a short one. It might easier for you if you wore the party hat on your head instead of on your emotions.



Dear Rockhead,

Small people don't like being called "it". Nor do they like it when you try to steal their gold at the end of the rainbow.
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2007 09:15 am
Dear Parados:
I'm not sure whether Slappy actually wants to take a dump on said hubby, just dump him for the little guy.
But, you never know with this guy, our Slappy.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2007 09:29 am
parados wrote:
Small people don't like being called "it". Nor do they like it when you try to steal their gold at the end of the rainbow.


Nor when you try to steal their herbs, spices, and gold. Or interrupt them while they are singing jolly songs.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2007 09:44 am
Re: Help! I'm cheating on my husband!
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
And I don't know what to do. Do I dump him for the midget who loves wearing the party hat while we make love? I really like party hats, so this is difficult on my emotions.


Marriage isn't forever; party hats are.

Follow your heart. By that I mean, take your midget to Sizzler tonight--he can sit in a booster chair--and finish the evening in an Embassy Suites jacuzzi. Toss your guilt out the window. Not the midget, of course.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2007 11:21 am
Slappy, tell us really, how does your left hand feel about your right hand?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2007 11:24 am
keep the husband AND the midget.... one for the hips.... one for the lips....
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