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Fri 14 Dec, 2007 03:36 pm
Real estate speculators who have been using satellite imaging to detect mayan ruins in central america turned their interest to the black forest where they discovered extensive remains of a house made of candies with sugar windows. an analysis of the images indicated that the ruins exceeded 8,000 years antiquity proving, they say, that witches inhabited the black forest where they flourished by eating small abandoned children. A team of appraisers is expected to establish the perimeter as well as conduct a search for bone fragments using metal detectors and witching sticks. they will be using gum drops to outline the area. Hansel Schmidt and Gretel Mauer, co-owners of Black Forest Heights Development Corp Ltd are planning a strip mall as well as condo construction. Currently Starbucks/ 7-11 and Walmart have indicated their intention to have stores open by the fall of 09.
Good God ! ! !
Well, there may be some doubt, but without actual, physical evidence that it ain't so, it would be sheer ignorance to say it ain't so ! ! !
Where can i send my cash to invest ?
I've always claimed that gingerbread isn't actually edible. If some's around after 8000 years, then I hereby rest my case.
If the foundations are made of fruit cake, it'll stand for another million years . . .
early reports attest that a wooden caldron believed to be oak has been uncovered, tree ring analysis shows that the wood is circa 700 bce. In the nearby area were found numerous finger and toe bones apparently human as well as dozens of discarded Tabasco bottles.
Ah hah, the Tobasco sauce will preserve the setting until the sun blows up.
Ummm, were the finger and toe bones rather small? this seems to remind me of something, but I can't seem to get my memory to go back that far...
A later report indicated that nearby, in a neighbouring forest grove, a trio of ruins were discovered. One was a pile of bricks which was adjacent to a pile of sticks, and the third was a pile of dessicated straw. Upon excavation, three little piggy bones were found.
Well, Dys finally flew the coop, and Setanta appears to be following him.
Foundations of fruitcake, disguised as pudding stone.
It has occured to me that if Yucca Mountain in Nevada were lined with fruitcakes, then filled with nuclear waste, the folks in Nevada would most likely agree that there would be nothing to worry about for hundreds of millenia.
What a find for future archeologists.
... who would then regift it to other future archaeologists
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