Is A2K Just An Advice To The Lovelorn Forum Now?

I love you bear.

i got no advice for that ailment....

You'd be beside yourself too if, for so many years, Mary Anne was to you nothing more than a plain-faced family friend, and a tomboy to boot. O, but how summer and fall hath opened her petals! She has blossomed into the most breathtaking, full-figured seraphim, as yours truly (yours truly blind) learned only yesterday.

Kicking through the virgin snow toward home, head buried in David Copperfield (as I hope my young students are this very moment, lest I need hide each one of them behind the schoolhouse once more), the side of my face was suddenly palsied by the cold sting of a snowball. I clenched my teeth and fists, swore I would murder the culprit with a rusty spoon, until I saw her doubled over in the lamplight.

Thus ensued the most spirited of spontaneous snowball fights there ever was. In the woods I cornered her at last (I suspect she let me), and just as I thought our lips would meet, she ducked and fled again. O, mynx, most impudent hussy, for you I would devour each star in the galaxy until I farted rainbow puppies! I have no idea what that means.

From there we skipped from house to house, a-wassailing. And as the hour grew late, we sipped hot cider spiked with cinnamon sticks, at the local Starbucks, where in the men's room a homeless gentleman was having an argument with his fecees. We parted at her doorstep. Come Christmas I hope to find her there, under the mistletoe. That goddamn bitch of a tease.

No, no, I didn't mean that.

What I mean, good people of A2K, is do you have any advice for the lovelorn?

i'm not offended by this question, *i think*

but maybe for some reason people just feel free to ask here?

I generally come here for fun and frolick, and to read more than post in the substantial 'think your heart out about this' threads...

So, i'm sorry if my particular thread added to the increase of an unwanted sort of thread topic. I promise on my part not to create anymore 'lovelorn' topics.

Only fun and frolicy topics from me from now on.

heheh i'm well loved )

Gargamel, pack an icicle into one of those snowballs or into a few of them and aim at her head repeatedly. She's bound to black out or at least get a dizzy spell for a few minutes. The possibilities for romance are then endless.

it's this sort of sensible and practical advice that makes these threads bearable.... thanks dag.

Maybe we need a "Dear Dagmaraka" advice coulmn?...

Klueless in Kansas

Kewl koncept, Klueless.

remember the porn threads?



(shudder)

Porn threads?
Here?

porn was nothing. remember the pron threads? double shudder!

I'm new, and not Dyslexic (Sorry).

What are the porn / pron threads?

D Bumpkin

whaddabout the prawn threads?

Does anyone recall the norp threads?

Now I know of Norps. They are outlawed in all but two counties here, but we sneak to Oklahoma at night. :wink:

Call me old-fashioned, but I don't believe norps and prons should attend the same schools.

count yourself lucky

pron is dangerous