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Gala
 
Reply Mon 10 Dec, 2007 09:43 am
Automatic Flush toilets.

You put the toilet seat protector on them, the mechanism senses the motion and flushes the toilet before you sit down. Poof. I start over again...I have an image of myself being eternally stuck in the loo trying to use the loo.

What invention do find worthless?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 10 Dec, 2007 05:13 pm
Solar powered torch?
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Ramafuchs
 
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Reply Mon 10 Dec, 2007 05:15 pm
The best invention is expoliring the ignorance.
( if ignorance is bliss then the world is full christmas consumers)
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 10 Dec, 2007 05:36 pm
Ramafuchs wrote:
The best invention is expoliring the ignorance.
( if ignorance is bliss then the world is full christmas consumers)


Are you aware of the irony inherent in your post?
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Gala
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 08:36 am
hingehead wrote:
Solar powered torch?


Is this true? If so, it makes the automatic flush toilet seem okay.
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Gala
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 08:38 am
Ramafuchs wrote:
The best invention is expoliring the ignorance.
( if ignorance is bliss then the world is full christmas consumers)


Mindless Christmas consumers. Expoliring?
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 09:27 am
hingehead wrote:
Ramafuchs wrote:
The best invention is expoliring the ignorance.
( if ignorance is bliss then the world is full christmas consumers)


Are you aware of the irony inherent in your post?


Ha ha!
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 09:30 am
The "heat" lamps on the L platforms in Chicago, not so great in January when they raise the temperature from -5 to 0.

Also, I've never quite understood the hydraulic testicle-puncher.
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Gala
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 09:36 am
Gargamel wrote:
The "heat" lamps on the L platforms in Chicago, not so great in January when they raise the temperature from -5 to 0.

Also, I've never quite understood the hydraulic testicle-puncher.


I've also heard the L train isn't doing so well either.

Do you mean hydraulic testicle-pumper? Why would any guy want his balls punched? Unless it's used for law enforcement purposes, in which case, this expalins itself.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 09:47 am
Gala wrote:
Gargamel wrote:
The "heat" lamps on the L platforms in Chicago, not so great in January when they raise the temperature from -5 to 0.

Also, I've never quite understood the hydraulic testicle-puncher.


I've also heard the L train isn't doing so well either.

Do you mean hydraulic testicle-pumper? Why would any guy want his balls punched? Unless it's used for law enforcement purposes, in which case, this expalins itself.


The testicle-puncher is for punching yourself in the testicles, say, when you're waiting twenty mintues for the L.

Chicago has the worst public transportation system in the country. Major cutbacks in Januray=no legitimate crosstown bus. It's a perfectly good reason NOT to move here.
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Gala
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 09:54 am
Gargamel wrote:
The testicle-puncher is for punching yourself in the testicles, say, when you're waiting twenty mintues for the L.

Chicago has the worst public transportation system in the country. Major cutbacks in Januray=no legitimate crosstown bus. It's a perfectly good reason NOT to move here.


Twenty minutes-- that's a long time. especially, cinsidering how frigid it gets there.

I get annoyed here in WarshinkToon, DC when there is an 11 minute wait during non-rush hour. Is that 20 minutes non-rush hour or rush hour?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 04:53 pm
I hate them dang sensor gates in supermarkets, I walk fast goddammit. Talk about testicle punchers.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 05:37 pm
Trigger locks.
The concept of "animal rights".
3-wheel ATV's.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 06:31 pm
cjhsa wrote:
Trigger locks.
The concept of "animal rights".
3-wheel ATV's.


Did you know there is a link between animal cruelty and violent crime? But I'm sure no one is worried about you.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 06:54 pm
Gargamel wrote:
cjhsa wrote:
Trigger locks.
The concept of "animal rights".
3-wheel ATV's.


Did you know there is a link between animal cruelty and violent crime? But I'm sure no one is worried about you.


Did you know there is a link between being an idiot and kicking yourself off the island? I'm sure nobody is worried about you either.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 12 Dec, 2007 09:22 am
"In 1997 Boston's Northeastern University and the MSPCA did a study that found 70% of all animal abusers have committed at least 1 other crime and that 40% had committed violent crimes against humans.

Studies also found that a history of animal abuse was found in 25% of male criminals, 30% of convicted child molesters, 36% of domestic violence cases and 46% of homicide cases."

Source.
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Gala
 
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Reply Thu 13 Dec, 2007 06:46 am
hingehead wrote:
I hate them dang sensor gates in supermarkets, I walk fast goddammit. Talk about testicle punchers.


Funny.

Wait a minute...don't they lock if you're stealing something? Or, are you not a thief? and they are just going off because they're testy machines?
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Gala
 
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Reply Thu 13 Dec, 2007 06:53 am
cjhsa wrote:
Trigger locks.
The concept of "animal rights".
3-wheel ATV's.


cjhsa-- could you clarify the animal rights thing? I mean, I can't stand the idea of cruelty toward animals, but at some point they have to draw the line...I mostly think of dogs being neglected/or left in the broiling hot car/That football palyer with the dog fighting and this makes me nutty.

The other two things you've pointed out I have no idea what they are. Just goes to show what kind of a bubble I live in.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 13 Dec, 2007 10:53 am
Animals have no "rights" under the law, at least in the U.S. We have a concept of "animal welfare" under which humans can be prosecuted for neglect and/or abuse of animals.

Animal Rights types want to give the same rights you and I have to beasts so they can make it illegal for us to eat them. I love animals - they're delicious!

Gargamel has crashed his pitcher through the wall of lost souls to the AR side of illogic and soulessness.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 13 Dec, 2007 11:06 am
cjhsa wrote:
Animals have no "rights" under the law, at least in the U.S. We have a concept of "animal welfare" under which humans can be prosecuted for neglect and/or abuse of animals.

Animal Rights types want to give the same rights you and I have to beasts so they can make it illegal for us to eat them. I love animals - they're delicious!

Gargamel has crashed his pitcher through the wall of lost souls to the AR side of illogic and soulessness.


Damn right they're delicious. I have no problem with you hunting them, dude. But a blanket statement about them having no rights whatsover shows a frightening lack of empathy.

You've got dogs, don't you? Any pets?
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