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Sun 25 Nov, 2007 04:13 pm
It did.
Horrible, viscous discs...they would barely come out of the bottle, and I had to lift them from the sink in kitchen paper and destroy them.
I have a friend whose fridge once spawned an alien life form....it looked, she said, like a horrid pink placenta, complete with red veins. It frightened her so much that she went into denial (as she later did about a massive wasp nest that spanned her cavity wall space from the ceiling cavity to the foundations) before calling for help. It was apparently a dangerous fungus, known to love fridges.
What horrors has your kitchen spawned?
once, in the middle of the night and not turning the light on until too late, I found Gus leaning over the sink eating what appeared to be jello with his bare hands. There has never been any jello in this house.
The A2K members are coming up with more creative titles for threads on a daily basis.
I am so proud of dlowan right now, and so proud of the title of this thread, that I am on the verge of weeping.
Who would have ever thought that Aussie were capable of creativity?
ossobuco wrote:You out and out lie...
Ok, it appeared to be jello with raw pineapple chunks and you know how that goes!
dlowan, could it have been a pickled grape? I've found blobs in my balsamic which have turned out to be grapes (or something grape-like).
littlek is here. I am so happy I could cry.
<dabs corners of eyes with tissue paper>
Nice to see you, I'm off to dinner..................
littlek wrote:dlowan, could it have been a pickled grape? I've found blobs in my balsamic which have turned out to be grapes (or something grape-like).
No. It was bubbling eerily with some sort of infection, and the blobs were...I think...some sort of fungus....shudders.....
littlek wrote:Nice to see you, I'm off to dinner..................
How many times have I heard that line. Ok, Kris...ok....it's over. We were never meant to be.
<Gus stands on the edge of the cliff and watches the sunset over the crashing waves and wonders about what could have been..... cue the music, someone....anyone>
gustavratzenhofer wrote:littlek wrote:Nice to see you, I'm off to dinner..................
How many times have I heard that line. Ok, Kris...ok....it's over. We were never meant to be.
<Gus>
I take it you don't have a kitchen?
Because if ever there was a man whose kitchen would spawn monsters, you are that man and yours is that kitchen.
I mean...look at what your BRAIN does, for crissake!
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
<Gus stands on the edge of the cliff and watches the sunset over the crashing waves and wonders about what could have been..... cue the music, someone....anyone>
Cuing up some Van Halen....
Quote:Might as well jump. jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Deb, what you saw may be what is called "the mother" in vinegar. Did it look like this?
Letty wrote:Deb, what you saw may be what is called "the mother" in vinegar. Did it look like this?
I seen mothers, and this was a baaaad mother!
What, so now we're talkin' 'bout Shaft?
littlek wrote:dlowan, could it have been a pickled grape? I've found blobs in my balsamic which have turned out to be grapes (or something grape-like).
Saying something is sort of grape-like is possibly not as reassuring as you think.
18 posts and not a single mention of Hitlery? Interesting.
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