outside a church, a plastic jesus can make anything more trashy.
i don't think plastic santas have the same kind of power. anything you can do to make santa cheap would be cheaper on jesus.
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Noddy24
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 04:24 pm
Is either set piece inflatable?
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boomerang
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 04:25 pm
Hmmmm....
Unless you count TCOICBINB, my house doesn't qualify as a church in any kind of strict sense so I'm not sure if plastic Jesus would make the kind of comment that Mr B wants to make.
Besides, even though I'm not a Christian, I like Jesus and wouldn't want to do anything to embarrass him.
And Mo still digs Santa even though he is starting to doubt....
It's all so complicated!
Mr. B has a bee in his bonnet to do something really tacky for a holiday display. I'm kind of at a loss.
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boomerang
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 04:27 pm
Inflatables have potential!
I was thinking of an inflatable spaceship that would kind of launch Jesus and also contain the lasers for the light show but Mr. B nixed that idea on account of money.
Our budget might allow for an inflatable Santa and a loud speaker for the heavy metal though....
Every kid on the block would be pea green with jealousy.
You could make him a "Bah Humbug" sign.
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Eva
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 04:40 pm
This calls for an Elvis "Blue Christmas," I think.
Aluminum trees and all.
(Visualizing an Elvis Santa....)
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Noddy24
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 04:43 pm
What about Elvis & T. Rex?
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Eva
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 04:45 pm
Yeah, you could put leis and Santa hats on the dinos.
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Noddy24
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 04:51 pm
Or sequined bikinis...and slip "Lovely Hula Hands" in with the Elvis sound track.
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boomerang
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:04 pm
Ha!
Maybe we could do a manger scene with dinosaurs. That might appeal to the "young earth" crowd.
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Eva
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:19 pm
Or not! Either way, people would laugh, and Mo would love it.
(Don't forget the blue suede shoes on Santa/Elvis.)
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CalamityJane
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:20 pm
You asked for it, Eva!
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Eva
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:27 pm
Needs blue lights.
Lots of 'em.
And a boombox hidden in the bushes.
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Eva
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:30 pm
I like this one even better, CJ.
(The cameltoe is priceless, but I don't know boomer's neighbors.)
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Noddy24
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:37 pm
Three Wise Dinosaurs?
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CalamityJane
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:38 pm
I found his son, Eva!
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Eva
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:43 pm
OMG, that's the same guy! They just Photoshopped Santa's head on him for mine! And mine was on a commercial site, which means somebody got PAID to do that! I swear, if I laugh any harder, I'm gonna throw up!
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boomerang
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 05:47 pm
Maybe I'll break the bank and hire the camel toe choir to serenade from my yard during the holidays.
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Eva
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Sun 18 Nov, 2007 06:17 pm
What camel toe choir? There's a camel toe choir?!
(You're just trying to make me be sick, aren't you? )
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