The most random post you'll ever see.

This one time, in high school....

OMG BOOBAGE.

As i was saying this one time in band camp...

Real lesbians use flutes, did you know that?

So that is why the chicken crossed the road.

There was a Cody, such a stupid boy.
Played with dolls and girly toys.
"Where's my barbie?" the girly man screamed
Saying he liked boys, within their teens.
"But you're such a girl," said his friend.
"But I can't stop, there's no end!"

Though the real point of this story is...

Well there isn't but that's alright

BUNNIES ARE SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!

"My name is cloud
I have a sword
I'm making this
Because I'm bored."

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, di da li di
There they are a standing in a row, bum bum bum
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!
Give em a twist a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said.
Now that I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, da da da da DA
Everybody there will make me rich, have a banana.
There stands me wife, the idol of me life
Singing~ give me my money now or die you BITCH!
All together!

Those that are still reading this...

I would be slightly amazed but at the same time if you're bored then I'm not surprised so much.

I have 3 potatos
Tony
Frank and...
There was Bob, but somebody gave him away and ate him T~T

Then again Bob was only half of a potato, his other half was his twin brother Billy.

Though I really am surprised that Tony and Frank are still alive. And sadly they're going to die sometime soon I think...

IT'S NOT FAIR T~T

Oh well, I'm going to have a proper funneral for them, then again i don't think i have that kind of money at the moment....

Are you a tree hugger? if not you should be. Because hugging trees is such an awesome thing to do. You'll feel like you've really accomplished something in your life.

Another thing you should do is going sky diving while wearing a ballet outfit with wings. That way you'll think you're flying but....not really.

Though we'll just let you believe you can, cause all you're really doing is falling.

If there's anything I'm surprised about is that there doesn't seem to be a limit to how much I can type on here....

Then again you probably wouldn't expect someone to post a random thing like this, and it being this long either I suppose.

Once again....

BUNNIES ARE SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT.

So there was this person who lived in a box and she....

OMG pretty colors.

Oh, got distracted by the pretty colors~

That woman that lives in that box is your mother actually.

My teacher really is a pyscho. She's talking about why she has to solve everyone's problems but I think she's forgetting the fact that she's a teacher and she's supposed to help people with these things...

Then again I guess you can't call her a teacher because she doesn't seem to do a very good job of it.

In fact her class is quite pointless and was almost dropped from the school.

But she begged and pleaded for them not to drop this class for "our sake" though i'm sure if they did drop it then she probably would go off and be a janitor at the next school instead of a computer teacher.

Don't get me wrong, I love computers, but this..."thing" this woman and here class

Pointless.

Now she's going on about how people should be using their "creative brain"

Though I think she's missing the fact that she doesn't have one so she doesn't seem to be in a position to say much about anyone using their mind at all.

Random random random random random random random random random random random random random random :wink:

Wow, she just told one girl she was going to punch her in the nose, no lie.

She's crazy and I think she shouldn't be doing this job...hard to even say if she likes it or not, though personally I don't care either.

She just said "my children are not using their brains"

First off, we're not your children...I would have killed myself a long time ago if she was my mother.

And notice how, once again, she goes on about the brain stuff.

She must really want a brain, she's never had the thrill of having one.

I'm sure there's a lot more I can talk about, but frankly...I have other things i'd like to do.

Just remember

BUNNIES ARE SEXY FOREVER AND ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't forget about Twinkies, cause they're awesome.

Your lord and master~
EmoBunniez