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cjhsa
 
Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2007 08:53 pm
http://z.about.com/d/landscaping/1/0/t/D/inflatable_jackolantern.jpg

Used to be one of my favorite "pseudo holidays". Not anymore.

Would someone shoot that stupid thing?
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2007 08:56 pm
Why do you need someone else to shoot it? Did the government take your guns away?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2007 09:00 pm
Probably not big enough for him to hit.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2007 09:00 pm
It reminds me of people who put fake deer in their lawn, then wonder why they are full of holes come November...

[parados is out blowing up his giant Casper and Slimer]
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2007 09:01 pm
I finally agree with cj on something! <goes to take temperature>
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2007 09:01 pm
Intrepid wrote:
Probably not big enough for him to hit.


Comon Int, even as dumb as you are, you have to admit, those inflatable lawn ornaments are butt ugly.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2007 09:03 pm
cjhsa wrote:
Intrepid wrote:
Probably not big enough for him to hit.


Comon Int, even as dumb as you are, you have to admit, those inflatable lawn ornaments are butt ugly.


Duh, huh hu, huh hu, huh hu. They surely is ugly. But do ya know what? Ya don't hafta look at 'em if ya don't want to see 'em. Nope, ya don't.
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mesquite
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2007 12:28 am
Up next - inflatable turkeys - followed by inflatable Santa Clauses and inflatable manger scenes.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2007 04:29 am
take an m-80 and tape it to the blow-up thingy, stick a lit cigarette halfway on the fuse. Walk away.
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parados
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2007 06:41 am
Nah, I was out blowing up my inflatable AK-47... It looks really nice.


I hope cjhsa doesn't come by and see it. It would probably cause him to have a psychotic break down.
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parados
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2007 06:42 am
cjhsa wrote:
It reminds me of people who put fake deer in their lawn, then wonder why they are full of holes come November...

[parados is out blowing up his giant Casper and Slimer]


I would wonder what stupid hunter thought he could shoot within 100 yards of a house but then I think gun owners should follow the laws.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2007 06:43 am
Yeah, I agree with cjhsa and littlek, too. Hate those things.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2007 07:01 am
parados wrote:
Nah, I was out blowing up my inflatable AK-47... It looks really nice.


I hope cjhsa doesn't come by and see it. It would probably cause him to have a psychotic break down.


More like a .22 caliber gun-gasm.
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H2O MAN
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2007 07:43 am
Wait a month - it gets worse

http://www.arcane-astronomers.com/ricky/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/turkey.jpg
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2007 06:12 am
parados wrote:
cjhsa wrote:
It reminds me of people who put fake deer in their lawn, then wonder why they are full of holes come November...

[parados is out blowing up his giant Casper and Slimer]


I would wonder what stupid hunter thought he could shoot within 100 yards of a house but then I think gun owners should follow the laws.


Perhaps the guy that owned the house? Anybody stupid enough to put up fake deer in the first place might forget....
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parados
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2007 08:49 am
cjhsa wrote:
parados wrote:
cjhsa wrote:
It reminds me of people who put fake deer in their lawn, then wonder why they are full of holes come November...

[parados is out blowing up his giant Casper and Slimer]


I would wonder what stupid hunter thought he could shoot within 100 yards of a house but then I think gun owners should follow the laws.


Perhaps the guy that owned the house? Anybody stupid enough to put up fake deer in the first place might forget....


Are you speaking from experience?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2007 09:29 am
No but you appear to be speaking out your rear as per usual.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2007 04:21 pm
I often go hunting within a few hundred feet of my house, but not fo r deer, I cant be bothered butchering something I dont like to eat.
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