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Thu 4 Oct, 2007 01:19 am
How would one go about getting emo hair?
I'm curious.
well if you are a girl you can dye it black and cut it all shaggy so it hides most of your face....
Cut it short,dye it red, get a big orange nose, staring eyes,.....we are talking Emo from Sesame Street arnt we?
Psssst Mat girl
Thats eLmo
do emos have hair. I thought they were birds, or something like that.
i think dipping hair in boiling tar and patting them with a paper towel should achieve the desired effect.
p.s.: don't try this at home.
Tats and piercings white powder and lots of black eyeliner, lipstick and nail polish. Practice sad introspective moody looks
Before you get your SUPERAWESOME emo-cut, first make sure you're emo.
1. Listen to really baaad, sentimental drivel--a la Bright Eyes, Belle and Sebastien, Death Cab for Cutie (I'm a music snob, which is almost as bad as being emo). The more self-loathing you are, and the more you blame your misery on everyone but yourself, the better.
2. Read Camus, give up, and read Don Delillo.
3. Take hundreds of black and white photographs of trains.
4. Date girls on at least three kinds of prescription medication.
5. Remember, your goal in life is brood in a fashion that endears you to 17-year-old chicks.

i have read Camus and I like Bright Eyes... that don't make me no emo. Damn straight you're a music snob.
Oh, I have, too. And I own some Belle and Sebastian. And, no lie, I've seen Michael Bolton in concert. When I was like 12. I've dated girls on lots of medicine.
You ain't gotta defend yourself to me.
I didn't know there are women who aren't on 3 different medications. At least not that I've met.
To be totally emo, you've got to like, totally be a non-comformist. And to do that, dress exactly like all the other emo dorks. Wait...
I'm so non-conformist that I'm not going to conform with all you other non-conformist, instead I'll be a non-conformist wearing conformist clothes and nobody but me will know I'm not a conformist but thats the beauty of it.
The problem is if everyone else has done exactly like I did which makes me the worst conformist ever.
...I need help