(Sung to the tune of For He's a Jolly Good Fellow)
The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
To see what he could see . . .
Then Craven vaporized him with a tactical nuke.
Craven's been dying to get his hands a nuke forever, and as soon as he gets one, it starts burning a hole in his pocket like a hillybilly with a pocket full of cash. So he wastes a bear . . . now he's on the lam . . .