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Fri 21 Sep, 2007 11:27 am
Oh yeah, baby, I like that layout...it's so...HOT...I want to embed my font deep inside you...yeah, let me put my text inside your text box...ooh yeah, you're leading is so tight...oh, yeah, that's the font I like, that's the font...give it to me...oh yeah, oh yeah, give it to me...you like it when I spread out your kerning all over the page and click on your spot color? Yeah...I know you do...that's it, force justify my column...Oh yeah! That's it! San Seriff! San Seriff! San Seriff! San Seriff! Bold! Bold! Bold! OBLIQUE! OBLIQUE! OBLIQUE! Oh, I'm collecting for output! I'm printing! I'm PRINTIIINNNNGGG...
Ah, that was nice...
Man that was quite a jet of ink that squirted out of your print head! No wonder you forgot how to spell "serif".
I was lost in the moment...now I need to refill my toner.
Was it as good for you as it was for me, Kicky?
I swear, when you started wrapping my text, I almost lost my tracking.
Oh, lordie, ligabue speaks to all this.
right justify
right justify!
right justify![/b]
oooh, baby, that was soooooooo good
Eva wrote:Was it as good for you as it was for me, Kicky?
Oh yeah. So good I think I baseline shifted myself.
How embarrassing! Next time, don't forget to do a preflight.
Um, now that we know each other a little better, I figure I can ask....
Are you, by any chance, into...bindery? (Nothing too kinky, mind you. No stapling or die cutting for this gal. But a little manual assembly always gets me going.)
If your Caps Lock key remains engaged for more that four hours, please consult a physician.
I want you to sort and staple me! Don't forget my hole punch
Whew! I need to adjust my margins.
Eva wrote:How embarrassing! Next time, don't forget to do a preflight.
Um, now that we know each other a little better, I figure I can ask....
Are you, by any chance, into...bindery? (Nothing too kinky, mind you. No stapling or die cutting for this gal. But a little manual assembly always gets me going.)
Ooh, you are really turning me on now...you're talking about saddle stitching, aren't you, you naughty little minx...I'm up for just about anything as long as you don't mind a little bleed around your trim area.
Actually, I prefer perfect binding, but...well........okay. Just one edge, though. Last time I tried a full bleed, I was out of registration for a week.
Ooh! I just love how your font keeps expanding and condensing. <wink> Wanna quick pull quote, just for a warmup?
Oh yeah...that's nice...you know just the right stroke weight...just like that...I love the way your indents hang when you do that...
Oh god I am so desparate to mail merge with you
That was swell... I'll save you and, well, guess i'll be seeing you around. Yeah, I'll open you some day.
bye.
<blushes> You like my hanging indents?
Wow. It's been a long time since I've gotten my hands on a toolbar this size! Is this stroke style about right for you, Kicky?
And...is it my imagination........or are your subheads slightly out of alignment?
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ewww...can you guys talk about your hanging indents in private? geeze!
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