What Are YOUR Rabies Day Plans?

Here's a bulletin for those without a clue: Sunday is World Rabies Day 2007.

Which means me n' the bros are throwing a rager at our babe-friendly a-frame. You're invited, provided you're not a total dog.

The festivities begin when the bro-gade heads to Seamus McGillicuddy's, a totally authentic Irish Pub downtown, replete with beer pong leagues and Corona specials. There we will pick up a bakers dozen o' McBabes, and roll back to the pad.

In honor of World Rabies Day, we will watch Old Yeller and shotgun beers. There may be sex. Then, instead of rabies shots, I will inject all attendees with Jaeger! That's right, I've procured authentic needles, the same kind used (or formerly used) on amateur spelunkers unfortunate enough to have their faces chewed off by pissed off bats. Can you imagine, Jaegermeister straight to the abdomen?

After that, we dance all night to Nickelback.