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Tue 4 Sep, 2007 08:46 am
Ill be back in a few hours.... can I bring anyone anything while Im out?
Bring me back a girl with a nice flat stomach to shoot my goo on.
Thanks!
I've been waiting all day for that broad you were supposed to bring me back! What the hell?! I can't wait much longer, dude! My balls are blue over here just thinking about it!
You're such a sweet talking romantic, Kicky. I just can't understand why the women aren't throwing themselves under you.
Me neither. What the hell is up with that?! Crazy broads.
Jesus Bear, I need that flat-stomached babe, pronto!
Still nothing?
Well, isn't this just GREAT! I'm all revved up here...I've got my goo-shooter all locked and loaded...and nothing from the bear. NOTHING!
This is such bullshit.
Would you like to borrow my daughter?
nothing from the bear..........
do you REALLY want to go there?
OJ wrote:Would you like to borrow my daughter?
I like you already. Welcome to A2K.
I will need to see some photographs of this alleged "daughter", of course. And how quick can you get her here? I got a goo emergency on my hands here!
Sorry, too slow. I just leant her out to my neighbor, but check back tomorrow. If you still got the goo. It's not actually "on your hands" is it?
Damn, she's unavailable too? This sucks. All because of Bi-Polar Bear. If you're not going to get anything for anyone, then why even bother asking us if you can get us something!? He-LLO! Bastard!
Don't you just hate it when people ask you if you need anything while they're out, and then when you take them up on it, they suddenly disappear?
yep. By the way, I'll be back. Want anything while I'm gone?
kicky I found you a girl with a flat stomach who was interested in your goo but I didnt figure youd be interested in a girl whose pecker was bigger than yours, and then there was that rash, not like that would matter to you I guess.
I'll try again for you tomorrow.
Did you punch the closest person to the squat rack in the nose, smear their blood on your face like war paint, then squat 800lbs 12 times?
Or was that Rosie O'Donnell?
the three of you are so cute together.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Did you punch the closest person to the squat rack in the nose, smear their blood on your face like war paint, then squat 800lbs 12 times?
Or was that Rosie O'Donnell?
close, but the woman I punched had a flat stomach(that's what kicky asked for) and an actual penis.
I think it was Ann Coulter.
Are you sure it was a penis? Maybe it was just one of those jumbo oversized clits that are all the rage these days. How good a look did you get? Did you get right up close? So close that you could just about give it a kiss? That is what you need to do in these situations, or you run the risk of missing out on a big-clit girl, which, while not being as good as a flat-stomach babe, is a fairly rare find, and should be appreciated as such.
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