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Wed 6 Aug, 2003 08:30 am
Do you have a favorite moan lanquishing on your chest ? A really good wailing, wringing of hands and a gnashing of teeth type moan, that gets all of that tiresome angst out of the system. Perhaps you dread other people's moaning. Their millstone that sets your nerves on edge and makes you want to scream
Some people are never happy unless they have something to moan about. Now i like a good moan every now and again. It's human nature
Mrs. Oak has a list of ongoing moans, hidden behind her heart of gold, that can be trotted out as and when required.
It's so hot. take your jacket off then
It's so cold. put your jacket on then
When is it going to rain ? when you've done the rain dance properly
Wont this rain ever stop ? yes, as soon as the plumber gets here
Why is the traffic so heavy ? cos it's pissing down with rain
Why did you get Marlboro ? I made a unilateral executive desision
When are you going to clean out the car ? yes
When are you going to mow the lawn ? yes
When will you paint the front door ? yes
When is that check arriving from the CIA ? yes ma'am no ma'am 3 bags full ma'am, so on and so forth.
I usually dont moan, and most of the times take things in my stride. But poor customer service gets my goat every time.
I usually dont moan, and most of the times take things in my stride. But poor customer service gets my goat every time.
Moaning about having to clean out a basement- and for just $6 an hour.
Because its a relative, because it is full of dirt and spider webs and because I know it will be SLOW, and hot, no air conditioning. and probably 'buggey' because of open door.
Moan, groan, groan... off to the dungeon.
Verbal Lee, one of the world's heroes. Up to his neck in muck and no turning back. A suitable moan will ease the way
I want to moan about my country's attitude to the weather. Britain has one of the mildest climates in the world and we still complain. The current heatwave has sparked much media attention: the trains can't run because tracks are buckling, offices should be closed if the temperature is above 30C etc etc. It's only ever hot enough to need air-con for about 4 days per year. Every winter the country is in chaos with a sprinkle of snow, and yet the Scandinavians manage for months at a time with snow. And then we have to nerve to complain when it's overcast and mild!!
i go to a yoga class and there is a woman who actually does moan during the poses. it's really a bit much, more like a porn fim than a yoga class.
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