Banination

If thread title is the cause of the peacefulness, I just wanted to say a quite thanks to the mods.

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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHazam!

Too darn hot.

I missed something, didn't I?

Probably not. There are two voices missing that have lately been rather rude. Took me a while to notice.

(Maybe more missing, but two that I've noticed.)

I have noticed civility has been restored in a certain area of A2K...

if im not rude enough i can become more rude to take the place of other rude people

Well I am back, so there goes the neighborhood in my opinion.

Dear Mrs. Samples:

Over the past six months, your husband, Royse Samples has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and, as a result, will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

Three of our clerks are currently attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Samples have been compiled and are listed below.

Mr. Wally Brown
President and CEO
WalMart Complaint Department

MEMO Re: Mr. Bill Fenton — Complaints — Things Mr. Royse Samples has done while his wife was shopping:

1. November 15, 2005: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. November 23, 2005: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. December 10, 2005: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. December 23, 2005: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares!" ..... and watched what happened.

5. January 10, 2006: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&Ms on lay-away.

6. January 23, 2006: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Feburary 15, 2006: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'd bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. March 5, 2006: When a clerk asked if she could help him, he threw himself down on the floor, began to cry and wailed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. March 26, 2006: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. April 2, 2006: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. April 15, 2006: Darted around the store, looking around suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. April 26, 2006: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. May 1, 2006: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. May 12, 2006: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed, "NO! NO! Sheila! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least, just today....


15. May 16, 2006: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then yelled very loudly, "Hey, Somebody! I need some toilet paper in here!"

*pssst.*

Is there banination going on again? I had been wondering about this lately anyway, and now this one voice in particular seems conspicuous by its absence on Roxxxanne's Charlton Heston thread...

[size=7]Who ! Who!!!?????[/size]

I always knew I was missing something. Just don't know what.

well, I HATE to be a gossip *cough, cough*






but, you know...



Wouldn't you have expected to see this li'l fella pop up on that thread at some point?

Don't you mean...

Wudn't u have expected
2 c THIS LIL' FELLA
pop up on that thred
at sum point?

Ha!

That, too You got alll the "fonetics" in there, didn't you!

I don't think he was executed by the Mods. I think he either shot himself while cleaning his arsenal or more likely, his company found out how much he was posting here during work hours and pulled the plug on him.

I've actually been worried about some health concerns with the fella and had emailed him.