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Sun 19 Aug, 2007 10:03 pm
i think we all know what the feel is.
when your alone and bored..................
any tips on how it can be better..
hopefully you know what i am talking about.
um, nope. I don't know what you're talking about.
Hmmm...let's brainstorm what this could be about.
The "feel" of whacking your funny bone really hard on the corner of a shelf, perhaps? I'd love to know how to make the feel of that better. I'm all ears!
A kitten and a jar of peanut butter works wonders.
Nose picking? It always feels good to get a crusty booger out of there.
Slap, that is a hoot, indeed. At least if you've got a cat that loves peanut butter. Not all do, you know.
Sometimes, April, food works. Spicy food is best. Just don't get thatt "feel" so often you're gaining weight. Alternatively, trot out the phone and call someone. I drove my friends crazy for a month or so, not long ago.
Switch from battery-operated to electric plug-in models for a more powerful, longer lasting companionship. It's better for the environment too.
Lemon Juice...
ya know.. the 'pucker'
When I'm alone and bored, it feels really good to take a can of compressed air and clean out my keyboard...
I slowy pry off each key and gently rub it's dirty bottom.
Then, I work my fingers into the crevices between the space bar and the Alt key, making sure I get it all clean.
Lately, I've found myself sprinkling parmesan chees over the key board.
Then, I leave the room for a few minutes, and when I come back pretend I'm surprised at how dirty it's gotten. Then, I scold roland for being on the keyboard and sticking his tounge between the * and the (
I gotta go, I spilled some english muffin crumbs "down there".
Chai wrote:When I'm alone and bored, it feels really good to take a can of compressed air and clean out my keyboard...
I slowy pry off each key and gently rub it's dirty bottom.
Then, I work my fingers into the crevices between the space bar and the Alt key, making sure I get it all clean.
That's hot.
My "privates" are now engorged.
Drugs and alcohol usually work for me.
Gargamel wrote:Chai wrote:When I'm alone and bored, it feels really good to take a can of compressed air and clean out my keyboard...
I slowy pry off each key and gently rub it's dirty bottom.
Then, I work my fingers into the crevices between the space bar and the Alt key, making sure I get it all clean.
That's hot.
My "privates" are now engorged.
Do you think I have a career in writing?
I could be another Kilgore Trout.
But your mentioning Kilgor Trout is even more stimulating.
your privates have been engorged for some time now. you may need to go to the ER.
Chai wrote:your privates have been engorged for some time now. you may need to go to the ER.
Naw. All I need is a cat and some peanutbutter.
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