Inane question of the day: What kind of fish would you be?

Here's a picture of me doing the backstroke.

Nope you're a just a codpiece.

today, i'd be a carp. a dumb yet relatively happy carp.

You're totally entitled to your opinion, guppy.

That's me

Batter-up cod-boi.

Bunnyfish, of course:






Here's an intermediate stage, before we went completely back to the water:






The children, at school:







Here's mean cousin Ernie:

There ain't no such thing as a bunnyfish!

Here's a picture of my sister-in-law.

Moray eels are quite impressive and intelligent beings.



Of course there are bunnyfish...I showed you the photos, you damned carp!!!


If I couldn't be a bunnyfish, would be a catfish, of course.

Who knew there were so many bunnyfish images out there?

We bunnies knew.

, of course

Or maybe a

Cute as the dickens and ready to roll!

Murray cod. Australia's largest freshwater fish





The Murray cod (Maccullochella peelii peelii) is a large and striking predatory freshwater fish.
Murray cod are a large grouper-like fish with a deep, elongated body that is round in cross section. They have a broad, scooped head, and a large mouth lined with pads of very small needle-like teeth. In Murray cod the jaws are equal or the lower jaw protrudes slightly.
It is an important and charismatic part of Australia's vertebrate wildlife and is found in the Murray-Darling river system in Australia. The Murray cod is the largest wholly freshwater fish in Australia, and one of the largest wholly freshwater fish in the world.

Oh my...what a big cod you have there....

We cod don't do innuendo.

We hang about in special redgum snags and see to the general well being and good order of the entire eastern seaboard river system, We cod are important fishionages in the general scheme and are thus above double entendre.

We also pee in Adelaides water supply.

We know.


That's why we filter it.

A sea horse would be good - they are such cute little critters.

Or maybe a very elegant orca.

I would be that fish in the lower left corner of the net, and speaking of lower left corners; that woman rubbing her eyes in the lower left corner... see her? ... that would be the reason I was in the net. I would be hoping to be placed between the lips of the tanned creature.

I would flop around in the bottom of the net, trying to catch her attention. Suddenly, she would reach out and grab me. Me! Of all the fish she would pick me.

She would place me in her mouth and I would literally explode. That would be it. An explosion and then.... I would be gone. Not unlike the dude nailing the black widow spider. A moment of sexual gratification and then eternal nothingness.

But, the primal scream as I exited this world would be my footprint on society.

And, by the way, I would like to thank Kickycan for starting this thread. My fish story has laid dormant for a very long time.