Are you a real person?

I'll need a living wage and a large hammock.

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Yes, these are real!

Oh, you're talking about me personally? Yeah, I'm for real, really!

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yep, I checked. I'm for real.

but, I'm not really a cat. :wink:

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What kind of bs thread are you running here? Of course I'm real!!

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I'm real, but I don't understand what you people call "feelings." I find them strange, and highly illogical.

Someone please teach me about love.

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dagmaraka wrote:

that's very good of you. i like genitalia that one can depend on. rock solid.

You have actually met genitalia you can depend on?!

One of us is unreal...

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Gargamel wrote:

I'm real, but I don't understand what you people call "feelings." I find them strange, and highly illogical.

Someone please teach me about love.

Fill yourself with cocaine, take a bit of acid, decide someone is the person of your dreams who will make you happy forever, bonk furiously, then drink heaps of gin until you cry, then bash yourself against a brick wall for a couple of years.

That'll approximate it.

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Gargamel wrote:

I'm real, but I don't understand what you people call "feelings." I find them strange, and highly illogical.

Someone please teach me about love.

I think you're a bit too far gone at this point Laughing

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I'm real, but my fakeness isn't.

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One of the news programs last week was talking about a guy that has a theory that maybe life is really just one big Sims game. None of us are real, and we are all at the mercy of that stupid teenager you mentioned in your first post, Kicky.

When we humans play Sims, do the Sims think they are real?

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dlowan wrote:

Gargamel wrote:
I'm real, but I don't understand what you people call "feelings." I find them strange, and highly illogical.

Someone please teach me about love.

Fill yourself with cocaine, take a bit of acid, decide someone is the person of your dreams who will make you happy forever, bonk furiously, then drink heaps of gin until you cry, then bash yourself against a brick wall for a couple of years.

That'll approximate it.

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dlowan wrote:

Gargamel wrote:
I'm real, but I don't understand what you people call "feelings." I find them strange, and highly illogical.

Someone please teach me about love.

Fill yourself with cocaine, take a bit of acid, decide someone is the person of your dreams who will make you happy forever, bonk furiously, then drink heaps of gin until you cry, then bash yourself against a brick wall for a couple of years.

That'll approximate it.

You forgot the part about stalking them until they get a restraining order against you......then bash your head against a brick wall for a couple years. Cool

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I was a regular person, but now I'm just skin covering a large pool of Harpoon IPA.

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The Field in Central Square has an especially good IPA. I've no idea why, but it's better than any other Harpoon on tap anywhere else. I turned into a large pool of it on Friday, nursing a considerable hangover on Saturday.

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I'm as real as egg yolk, a little pigment and a few brushstrokes on canvas can be.

That is to say, about as real as the rest of you. Laughing

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