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Wed 15 Aug, 2007 07:13 pm
I opened a can of V-8, poured it over rocks and added a splash of extract of pineal gland. Settled in front of the telly and switched on the Smurfs, had a sip and all of a sudden Karl Rove came out of the telly right into my living room. A pretty amazing feat considering I have a flat-screen telly.
Anyway he starts in on me saying things like "elite effete snob" and then he goes for the jugular with "Porsche Liberal" I felt quashed but then right behind him showed up Rush Limbaugh with a cigar in his mouth "Yeah smarty pants, you must be from Manhattan, you're too stupid to be an american."
I felt desperate for a moment until I realized Pat Buchanan was holding the tele-prompter. The really funny thing was that Karl was wearing a Spiro Agnew mask.
Man, I'm going back to good southern whisky.
Forget Rove and tell us more about this "extract of pineal gland".
Forget extract of pineal gland and tell us more about this "whisky".
jesus, dys, that's one heavy trip. Wanna olive?
LionTamerX wrote:Forget extract of pineal gland and tell us more about this "whisky".
Forget "tell", I vote for "show" (or better yet, "share").
I'm sipping some sweet MACALLAN while waiting for your story to continue ...
hmmm, single malt scotch, eh water man? I can think of a few A2K single-malt fans. Osso? got a hankerin'?
Hello? I was just putting away the pineal nuts...
Sure, I'll take some of that Macallan, please! (if you're sharing)
never heard of a pineal nut. From dys's experience it doesn't sound like I've missed much. Maybe we can get Sublime to show up for some scotch.
Well, see, they're like pinon nuts, but ever so much smarter...
you know you shouldnt eat bad olives right??
Since it's the cocktail hour, I'll just go get me a glass of dry red.
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