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Tue 7 Aug, 2007 09:28 pm
This, too, needed to be said.
What? You are a Yankee and I am a Texan. I am not a Texan. In fact I don't know what I am
How many Margaritas, DrewDad?
I am a Slovak. I know not of what you are speaking.
Youse are all Yanks.
We don't discriminate here.
I'm not a Yankee, I'm a Red Sox.
Well, I'm Texan, but some of the people here talk to me like I'm an outsider. Example: Arguing the root cause of the Iraq war with one of them, part of her diatribe, "We're Texans." To which I replied, "I'm a Texan." To which she rejoindered, "You spent too much time in California." To which I countered, "Yeah? Well, your soup smells like dirty sox." To which she responded, "Touche."
So that accounts for half of the fan club; now there is only the blind guy and the one with a parrot on his shoulder left to fess up.
Well, I am certainly no cracka, and obviously no damn Yankee, but what does Blind Pew and Long John Silver have to do with the Pittsburgh Pirates?
Real Texans don't count Austin as part of Texas.
cjhsa wrote:Real Texans don't count Austin as part of Texas.
Real morons think they know more than they really do.
Re: You are a "Yankee" and I am a "Texan"
DrewDad wrote:This, too, needed to be said.
I almost was a Texan...
If you live in Texas and don't understand that, then you're the moron - in denial.
I'm not a Yankee...I'm from Chicago, where "blood and guts" are the law of the land.
cjhsa wrote:If you live in Texas and don't understand that, then you're the moron - in denial.
...because coming from California and Michigan, you're the
real expert on what makes one a Texan....
DrewDad wrote:cjhsa wrote:Real Texans don't count Austin as part of Texas.
Real morons think they know more than they really do.
Too hot in Austin for me...........
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