Ever since I can remember, there was a lanolin face lotion called Oil of Ulan sold in Oz. A few years ago this name was changed to Oil of Olay. Evidently it had been marketed under a number of similar names all over the world and the manufacturers thought it was time to bring them all into line.
During my last stint in hospital there was a very demanding, know-it-all lady in the bed opposite me. She celebrated her birthday one day and her two daughters came to visit, bringing her some chocolates and gifts, all prettily wrapped. One of the nurses stopped to congratulate her, and being told the lady was eighty-two, she asked how did she keep her skin looking so soft and smooth.
'Oh, that's simple,' she replied, 'every day for the last sixty years I have been rubbing Oil of Urine into my face!'
Made my day.