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Sat 28 Jul, 2007 02:49 pm
I thought, all this time, that she was single, but, as my sources have informed me, she is married to an Italian pool cleaner who has a penis that, when erect, exceeds seventeen inches.
My twelve inches now seem paltry and all of my past flirtatious conversations with her seem in vain.
Should I fall on my sword? (No sexual reference there) or should I keep on pestering her in the hopes that seventeen inches is not that better than twelve?
Girth, my friends, must have some importance.
I guess I am alone on this subject.
I need some verification on those measurements Gus, before I get all excited.
Ok...pictures forthcoming
( I am going to get in so much trouble for this)
WEll excuse me, pool cleaners are hard to come by.
Guys with a large penis are a dime a dozen.
<wanders in, thinks of waiting for picture, realizes what she is thinking is harmful to her mental health, quickly vacates>
Yeah, happycat, take your Hubble telescope out for that picture....
I have just received this message... "Wait a minute, fella... you want to post THAT? With what screen? Jesus Christ!
Gus told me that he once beat a man to death with his twelve-inch "club of hurt," as he called it, during a dispute over a parking space.
So just what would his "12 inch club of hurt" do to a woman?
I'm more interested in hearing what it would do FOR a woman... :wink:
A 17 inch penis may sound amazing but there's a good chance Jane won't survive the experience. She will need abdominal surgery if he tries to "stuff it all in".
Yikes!
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