dadpad wrote:dlowan wrote:
Glad you're back.
Tax records?
oh boy.
Tax records... You know the last seven years returns and documentation that you are obliged by law to keep in case the barstards want to screw you to the wall again.
BAS/GST will be a nightmare this year however, I WILL prevail using my animal cunning and sheer natural ability to cower, simper, crawl and brown nose my way to the top of the dung hill. God it sounds like I work for the public service.
All these years they have laughed at my astounding tax system......those receipts I remember to keep plonked in a different plastic bag for each year, along with other odds and ends, the group certificate I lose every year and finally find in the year before last's plastic bag.......with the lipstick I bought for that special night.
Somewhere in my study are the other plastic bags for the last 10 years or so, I hope.
I haven't seen them in years, but I have faith.
May the Force be with you.