I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have had nothing to play with.
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror...I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
I learn from the mistakes of others. I can't live long enough to make them all myself.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
