Location: Spending time on both sides of the lake.
Occupation: Jack of all trades/Appliance Installer
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 09:10 pm - There are still a couple good German restaurants around.
[url]http://www.chibarproject.com/Reviews/Resi's/Resi's.htm[/url] (view)
Wed 22 Jul, 2009 09:46 am - Can't find the old pics for a before and after.
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Mon 20 Jul, 2009 09:42 pm - Haven't heard that one before but you can tell countless artists were inspired by it. Just about every line in that song has been stolen or modified by someone or another.
Can't play... (view)
Mon 20 Jul, 2009 09:13 pm - Just caught that, probably not lunch but dinner or drinks later during the week would work. Lotsa trips this year and vacation is already running thin. (view)
Sun 19 Jul, 2009 01:00 pm - Thanks Thomas, good to see the familiar faces still around here.
Oktoberfest will finally be happening for me, September 2010 (view)
