You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here!
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The shards of peanuts can tear the flesh of the bread.
-- Mike Veneman (ref. BBPB+J)
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If I break the light-speed barrier, I'll let you know yesterday.
-- jes
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It feels HUGE but I know I'll get used to it.
-- jes
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Hey... What's happening in the clean world?
-- Sheriff Bart
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