You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here!
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The shards of peanuts can tear the flesh of the bread.
-- Mike Veneman (ref. BBPB+J)
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If I break the light-speed barrier, I'll let you know yesterday.
-- jes
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It feels HUGE but I know I'll get used to it.
-- jes
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Hey... What's happening in the clean world?
-- Sheriff Bart
Fri 20 Nov, 2009 12:57 pm -
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[i]Christian the Lion[/i]
we watched a documentary on him last night.
he... (view)
Fri 20 Nov, 2009 12:49 pm -
[quote="BPB"]one or two hits and I'm out for the night in my own little world... which is okay because they know me there.[/quote] (view)
Fri 20 Nov, 2009 12:47 pm -
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him".
So... (view)
Thu 19 Nov, 2009 02:01 pm -
and it's... [b]Lincecum[/b] by a nose over Carpenter:
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