Monger

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• Posts: 3,105
• Location: Not far enough outside the beltway
• Occupation: Director of Henching & Colonel of Secret Army of Apocalypticus Maximus

Income: Too high to be measured with legitimate currency

Turn ons: Nice fragrances..gunpowder, glycerin, formaldehyde, napalm; Women who can use two 9mm's at the same time; Skin-tight leather catsuits

Turn offs: Improperly-prepared fertilizer bombs, Capitalism, Girls who try to kill me on the first date, Running out of shells

The dirt:
Other than being an explosives specialist, secret agent and professional fire dancer, Monger enjoys writing imaginative 'member description' clauses in the third person sense. He's also known by his adoring fans for prowess at breathing air, stare-downs, & incoherent speech. When not flying around the globe signing autographs, Monger can be found assassinating dangerous enemies of his secret army, helping Jet Li out with kung fu style pointers, performing savage yet sensual rain dances, ... or daydreaming about all of the above.