Well, lets see. I'm a 400 lb. Bolivan sensitivty trainer. I really don't like people all that much, in fact I'd rather be an axe murderer but the pay sucks and I really don't like prison food.
Politically, I'm somewhat a centrist in the National Origami For Bourgening Axe Murderers Party. Our candidate promises to really shake things up in Washington. However, he's awaiting his psych evaluation, so who knows?
My hobbies include walrus skinning, watching Space Ghost on acid, bathing in chocolate buttermilk, and launching cats into outer space with my Plasma Cold Fusion Accelertator.
Tue 24 Feb, 2004 07:36 pm - No Slappy. You have no Daddy.
Your chromosomes...they're...well....special.
You see, your mother Mildred was a hermaphrodite.
Yes, I know you suspected as much from those strange... (view)
Tue 24 Feb, 2004 04:43 pm - It was a rainy night as I drove home from work after a long shift at the goat milking factory. As I was heading for the Lynn city limits, a shadowy figure crossed my path. Slamming on my brakes, I... (view)
Tue 24 Feb, 2004 01:30 pm - Skwerl?
I don't know no stinking Skwerl.
I'm just a simple country boy from south Georgia, who eats prodigious amounts of smoked pork ribs and launches cats into sub-orbital flights... (view)
Tue 24 Feb, 2004 01:13 pm - The choices are many...
Boston blowing the penant last year.
Boston blowing the '86 series
Boston blowing the '75 series.
Boston blowing the A-Rod trade.
Boston trading the... (view)
Tue 24 Feb, 2004 10:53 am - [quote="Slappy Doo Hoo"]I'd open the "Slappy Doo Hoo's Center For Kids Who Can't Read Too Good....And Want To Do Other Stuff Good Too."[/quote]
Slappy already... (view)
